tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256245012011-11-27T20:08:01.985-05:00EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.comBlogger5871100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-68755176678210284392008-11-27T14:29:00.004-05:002008-11-27T14:42:12.910-05:00

We all know Jennifer Aniston has a body of a goddamn angel, but that doesn't mean we will ever get tired of seeing it. Yes, i am speaking for everyone because i believe in this instance its allowable. It's such a shame she won't do nudity, i mean, it's just plain rude for her to have such a sweet ass body and only share it with selective Hollywood douchebags. Hmm, maybe that's why she can never

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-11638991686828885742008-11-27T12:56:00.005-05:002008-11-27T13:10:36.963-05:00

Okay, maybe the razzi just caught him at a bad time, then again, maybe he's just staring at his daughters tits, because, let's face it, we all would like to be staring at Eliza Dushku's tits... and those legs, ouch. Although, the creepiness factor has carried over from This Image, which again, could just be bad timing. I'm not sure what she was doing at the CNN Heroes event, and I'm pretty sure

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-71756536772545928502008-11-27T12:50:00.003-05:002008-11-27T12:56:30.516-05:00

I don't think Carmen Electra will ever look not great(awesome display of grammatical ignorance - w00ot!), She's probably got one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood and i don't even mind the implants... and I hate implants. Is it even legal to look this hawt at anything associated with Disney? Then again, they've been hiring so many whores lately i'm sure something like this is Mr. Rogers to them.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-56471945191348071072008-11-27T12:27:00.004-05:002008-11-27T12:39:35.197-05:00

Emma Watson is 18(i think) but she still looks like she's 12, which i guess is why she's so popular with all the perverts out there. Seriously, go to any celebrity message board and the posts with the most replies are always the Jojo, Emma Watson, Hayden Pannettiere, etc, etc threads. I guess it can't be helped, youth and beauty go hand in hand in society and it's being crammed in our faces like

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-65818269715160153942008-11-13T18:09:00.009-05:002008-11-13T18:37:08.864-05:00

wtf. You call these scandalous photos? I've seen more ass on Loony Tunes... although Bugs Bunny's ass isn't as nice. Still, i guess she has some sort of affiliation with Disney and apparently they frown upon their clients exposing their booty's in public... no matter how glorious that booty may be. Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon probably won't be doing many children's parties anymore... but i'm

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-89619885200675752512008-11-13T15:23:00.003-05:002008-11-13T15:36:24.141-05:00

well, not her actual bits, but as close as any of us will ever get to them. If you don't know who Mónica Cruz is, she's the sister of Penelope Cruz, and i can't tell you what she's been in cuz i really don't care. By the way, LMAO at professor highbrow sitting beside her... is it just me or does anyone else feel like punching him directly in the face? Not that i would or anything, i'm quite a

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-43651436501394891552008-11-13T14:53:00.003-05:002008-11-13T15:04:12.432-05:00

To be honest i don't even know what to say here. Amy Whinehouse used to be kinda cute... kinda, sorta... but now, i mean, god damn, what the hell happened? She looks like a freakin' diseased crack whore. I thought rehab was supposed to make you look better... oh, i forgot, it was a celebrity rehab and all they want is money. I'm pretty sure you can actually get bags of coke in most celebrity

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-55350387729572133012008-11-11T14:25:00.006-05:002008-11-11T15:06:57.084-05:00

Well, she's not really jailbait anymore and has therefore lost any sort of appeal she may have once had for me... lol, c'mon I'm kidding. The truth is i never really found Jojo here to be all that attractive in the first place. She has her cuteness i suppose, but her record execs have been pushing the jailbait angle since she began singing... i wonder what their next plan of attack is. All's not

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-45378819184063673132008-11-11T13:56:00.003-05:002008-11-11T14:09:39.664-05:00

Oh my... my first Selma Blair post? That can't be... i though for surely I've posted her a few times seeing as she's so freakin' cute. I guess i haven't really been on the ball with posting but hey, later is better than never if you ask me. I thought i would have at least had the video of her tonguing Sarah Michelle Gellar, or something! Maybe I'll get on that today. Selma's been doing a few

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-90170497759531325722008-11-11T13:26:00.006-05:002008-11-11T13:40:30.450-05:00

I know you peeps love the ladies and their calendars so here's a nice set of scans(danke to original scanner btw) from Gemma Atkinson's latest Calendar. As you can plainly see she's still looking mighty fine these days, in fact, maybe even better. I haven't posted ol' Gemma in a while so i don't really know what she's been up to... most likely posing half naked for various pictures like this

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-9500197356013828772008-11-11T12:57:00.002-05:002008-11-11T13:09:34.017-05:00

...panties that is. I know, you were hoping it was something else, but this isn't Paris Hilton we're talking about, It's Amanda Bynes and she's too sweet to let all her junk hang out for the world to see. Although, yeah, i wouldn't mind if she slipped up just once... i meant c'mon, how sweet can you freakin be? By the way, did Amanda get a face lift or something, she's starting to look like that

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-56613947073810590542008-10-30T14:33:00.002-04:002008-10-30T15:01:34.703-04:00

I'm not making fun of Christina Aguilera btw by implying she's only "playing" mommy, I'm sure she's a great mom. Then again with millions of dollars I'm sure it's a lot easier to take care of a kid and maintain a career. Y'know, this is my 18th post of Christina and I gotta tell you, it's weird seeing all these ladies I was posting slutty underwear and half nekked pics of not so long ago all with

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-83454699134263143252008-10-30T14:06:00.003-04:002008-10-30T14:33:01.762-04:00

Just so people don't think I'm biased, I thought I'd post some pics of old chicks. Ha, only kidding, personally I love a woman who ages gracefully and I think they deserve just as much love as everyone else. Nicolette Sheridan here has looked mighty sweet in the past(Beverly Hills Ninja anyone?), and she still manages to retain some sexiness in her ageing years. Not that I'm saying she's ancient

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-54726430515815551762008-10-30T13:41:00.002-04:002008-10-30T14:06:27.460-04:00

Remember in my last Kirsten Dunst post when i said that she really can go either way in the looks department? Well, if she looked cute in that post, she definitely went the other way in this one. Apart from looking cute in one or two films over her career I've never really found Kirsten to be all that attractive in the first place. 'Sometimes Cute' just doesn't cover it, you can't trust girls

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-59398936697933069762008-10-30T13:19:00.002-04:002008-10-30T13:41:52.122-04:00

I have never watched Gossip Girl or have really any clue who Blake Lively is. But the calibre of ladies coming outta this show makes me think it might be worth a look - although I'll probably still never watch it, it's nice to know I have options. Y'know it's funny, just when I think the whole perverted schoolgirl thing is completely overdone I see pics like these and realize I'm still a huge

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-84420627463523386182008-10-25T13:16:00.005-04:002008-10-25T13:29:14.512-04:00

Alright, since I'm posting hot ladies in denim I might as well throw up(bad choice of words, sorry), some sexy Mila Kunis. Who, as I've mentioned numerous times before, has been looking ultra hot lately. I'm not sure what she's drinking, but she sure looks good drinking it... then again I may have been cooped up in this house for too long. Nah, she's looks freakin' hot.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-90449183616818103502008-10-25T12:57:00.002-04:002008-10-25T13:07:15.505-04:00

So here's another fine looking Hollywood babe sporting some casual, yet sexay, denims. I guess i'm the kinda guy who prefers seeing the ladies in the jeans and t-shirt look over the flash and glitter although the latter is also nice from time to time. Of course, with Jessica Biel here she can pretty much wear whatever the hell she wants and still look completely nailable. I mean that in the most

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-8138257459270773022008-10-25T12:34:00.003-04:002008-10-25T12:56:48.285-04:00

Christina Ricci was out and about in Hollywood sporting some snug denims... and being hounded by the Razzi, of course. I'm not sure what Christina's been up to lately but I sincerely hope she's planning on making another film where her entire on-screen wardrobe looks like it came from the set of a horrible 70's b-rated amazonian movie. Amazonian is totally a word right?

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-54535056625422846212008-10-18T14:36:00.004-04:002008-10-19T12:01:08.598-04:00

If you're a man you'll agree that Rihanna in a bikini is a good thing, a very good thing. These pics were taken from a photo shoot done for Instyle magazine, and I have to say i think they did a great job... but i suppose it's kinda hard to screw up Rihanna in a skimpy bikini. Although, having her roll around in the mud might have been a better idea, dammit Instyle, what's the matter with you

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-20854963337358421642008-10-18T14:15:00.006-04:002008-10-18T14:26:03.139-04:00

So Stacy Keibler will be gracing the cover of November's 2008 cover of Maxim magazine. I'm not a huge fan of Stacy Keibler(she's like a wrestler or something, right?), but she's hot, and Maxim is an alright magazine so I guess if you put them bot together that's a pretty sweet deal. I guess you can say practically naked hot girls are never really a bad thing so everybody wins!

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-51644006028387842982008-10-18T13:58:00.003-04:002008-10-18T14:05:01.057-04:00

It doesn't really sound like an exciting title apart from the Halle Berry part of course. And the truth is i probably would not have posted these if it wasn't for the booty shot. Not that Halle can't hold a post all on her own, but let's face it, it doesn't hurt when you've got a great posterior. These were taken while leaving the gym, i guess she's making sure she keeps getting her own posts.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-80712073980003520292008-10-18T13:45:00.002-04:002008-10-18T13:54:28.637-04:00

I think it's quite humorous how celebrities are treated like gods in North America, not that I can really talk too much about it as I run a celebrity blog, but I still think it's ridiculous. I mean, there are many people who deserve to be awed and worshipped, but not random television actors. Now, see, if ol' Hayden Panettiere here really did have super powers then maybe I'd get it... I dunno, I

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-41476889852527492772008-10-18T13:16:00.003-04:002008-10-18T13:27:29.849-04:00

I apologize for not updating in so long, it's not that i have a life, I'm just ridiculously lazy. Plus, I've been a bit preoccupied. Anyway, here are some tits, I mean, some Elizabeth Hurley pics from some Tower of London event... do you really care which one? Yeah, I didn't think so. I have to admit, if a woman keeps herself looking as good as Elizabeth does, it doesn't matter how old they get,

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-55992580873083431992008-10-06T03:55:00.010-04:002008-10-06T05:40:44.215-04:00

...almost. I suppose it doesn't count if it's not a real person. Although without a detailed inspection you'd never know it wasn't her in this clip from Beowulf. Apart from the fact that Angelina Jolie's body is no where near that nice. I mean, she has a decent body, but it's not perfect. Fix her skinny shapeless arms and give her some hips and an ass and I suppose it's pretty close. So in a way

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-14266636875245746152008-10-06T01:19:00.009-04:002011-02-03T20:08:34.985-05:00

If you recall my previous Jailbait Jolie photo set(which i know you don't - people never remember anything) then you know that even at the tender age of illegality Angelina Jolie was still smokin' hot. Is it creepy of me to say that illegal Jolie is hotter than present Jolie? I dunno, I guess Angelina has just lost all her uniqueness in my opinion. Or perhaps that sorta stuff just happens when

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-63062556471769857102008-10-05T19:25:00.006-04:002008-11-04T12:24:50.150-05:00

Katy Perry is so goddamn cute it's not even funny. She's one of those girls that just looks so great on camera... so I guess it's a good thing that she's in show business, (der). Then again, she could be flipping burgers down at IHOP and she'd still look absolutely amazing(...they sell burgers, right?). And for christ's sake would you look at that freakin' cleavage! This girl drives me nuts I

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-9553260648128285812008-10-05T18:46:00.004-04:002008-10-05T18:56:30.605-04:00

Kylie was looking super hot as usual when spotted at Fendi last night. I'm s glad she's recovered from that whole Cancer thing... people like Kylie Minogue shouldn't get cancer. I'm not saying there's somebody out there that necessarily 'should' get it, but yeah, i bet there probably is. Oh, and don't let the suze of Dita von Teese's head fool you, it's just that Kylie is such a tiny little thing

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-29102743995134879602008-10-05T18:21:00.006-04:002008-10-05T18:36:20.929-04:00

Settle down nerds, she's only at a the Variety's Power of Youth event at Target. It's alright though, just because hot girls don't get obsessed with video games doesn't mean you'll never land one - well, actually it probably does but I'm trying to help you out here so cut me some slack. I will admit though, more cute girls like Selena Gomez here should be gamers... it looks so damn good when they

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-76794165080008616032008-10-05T17:52:00.003-04:002008-10-05T18:03:03.333-04:00

Apparently coming out of Les Deux Cafe in Los Angeles last night Hayden Panettiere got a little camera shy. Or perhaps she was just plain pissed off. Either way it made for a hilarious photo set so what do we care. Personally i probably would pissed off too if there were constantly camera flashes going off in my face. Especially if you're coming out of a bar all drunk and horny - talk about boner

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-67876296860105336462008-10-05T17:30:00.005-04:002008-10-05T17:43:24.560-04:00

So this is another girl I definitely know nothing about... well, I know she's hot, which is obvious or I wouldn't be posting her, but aside from that - nothing. A little research told me Alexis Dziena was the chick that walked out naked in front of Bill Murray's character in Broken Flowers, I'm not sure how many people have actually seen that movie but it was a nice scene. Other than that she's

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-59315103130327510832008-10-03T20:54:00.006-04:002008-10-03T21:08:33.963-04:00

Maybe it's just me, but Jennifer Aniston's face is looking a mighty puffy in these shots - it's either from some sort of facial treatment or she was crying because we just can't be together. In all honesty It's a tough call and could go either way.. or maybe I'm just reaching for a good story title. In any case I'm posting more Jennifer pics so everybody wins! I can't believe I avoided any form

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-60858822852072872772008-10-03T20:35:00.006-04:002008-10-04T13:10:27.489-04:00

It appears Jennifer Love Hewitt has been hitting the gym, or perhaps just eating properly - whatever the case is she's looking pretty slim these days. There was a year or two there where she was starting to resemble Kim Kardashian... but not in a good way. Some girls just don't look good with huge asses. I'm not saying every girl should be a toothpick, but just find a happy medium. Speaking of

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-42028128960659563032008-10-03T20:09:00.003-04:002008-10-03T20:18:28.918-04:00

In tight ass jeans i might add. It appears Hilary Duff's booty has gotten a little juicier since the last time I've seen it... or maybe I just remember her as a skinny little twig. Either way she's looking pretty damn good in those jeans. According to her ex(one of the Carter pussies) she enjoy's taking it up the pooper... I don't know if they're is any truth to that, but it sure helps me sleep

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-68741744562285071622008-10-03T16:04:00.005-04:002008-10-03T16:16:51.549-04:00

Here's a short little clip I put together(from two other clips) of Amy Smart's fucked up bath scene in Mirrors. There's a nice shot of her booty then she rips off her jaw. If you have a weak stomach or are just a pussy then this clip is probably not for you... or just stop watching after she get's in the tub. By the way, the audio was totally fucked on one of the clips so i had to overlay an mp3.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-49775715328503474392008-10-03T01:22:00.005-04:002008-10-03T13:25:23.515-04:00

So is Dita von Teese like an actress or porn star or singer or what? I guess I could look it up but to be completely honest I can't be bothered at the moment. I'm familiar with Dita, just not enough to care what she does. I do know she was nailing Marilyn Manson for awhile, and I also know she's pretty goddamn hot - especially in that last pic - she looks like a goddamn movie star, I mean when

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-85850955947244166262008-10-03T01:15:00.002-04:002008-10-04T22:24:04.350-04:00

I know i said this before but i don't remember Mila Kunis ever having a body... at least not a body like this. Either way I really appreciate the fact that she certainly doesn't mind showing it off. It's not like we actually get to look at her that much with her just doing voice over work for the folks at Family Guy and all. I guess we'll have to sit through bad movies like American Psycho II to

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-17180247392480670282008-10-03T00:20:00.006-04:002008-10-04T13:13:16.625-04:00

If there are any Marissa Miller fans out there i'm sure you'll appreciate these scans(credit to original scanner, btw) of her 2009 Sports Illustrated calendar. I'm not necessarily a fan of Marissa's but that doesn't mean i don't like looking at her in a bikini... twelve times. If you ask me it's not a bad way to keep track of what day it is... or month, or whatever normal people actually use

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-9140867106032454972008-10-02T23:51:00.004-04:002008-10-04T13:15:11.223-04:00

You know a girl is super sexy when she can look this good without really doing much of anything at all. Leighton Meester is definitely one of those girls. She was at the Take A Stand Against Domestic Violence Fundraiser today showing off those very talents. Perhaps it's a little shallow of me to gawk at a girl at such an event, but on the contrary, i think admire beauty is a lot better than

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-52438693701016875142008-10-02T23:25:00.006-04:002008-10-04T22:26:31.287-04:00

I used to be a huge fan of Heroes and of Hayden Penettiere, but for some reason I haven't been able to catch the show this season. It has started right? I'm totally out of the loop. What i do know is that Hayden looks pretty damn good in tight denims and a little white tank top. Now that's some information i think we're all caught up on.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-83832053457770977032008-10-02T22:53:00.007-04:002008-10-04T22:28:47.914-04:00

Some girls look really good in bikini, then some girls, like Jennifer Metcalfe here look freakin' fantastic. Personally i think it's her hips and thighs that make her look especially amazing. Jennifer is an English babe and plays on the soap opera Hollyoaks, which i've never seen and don't plan on seeing. Although, with a body like that i may be coerced.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-72740055700603534852008-10-01T19:55:00.005-04:002008-10-02T14:01:40.017-04:00

I haven't posted ol' Jessica Simpson in a while so i guess a good start would be her in a super short dress/skirt thingy... what the hell is that anyway? Ah, who cares as long as it shows those long, smooth thighs. It's good to know that even though she's gone country that she hasn't lost any of her sluttiness.. er, sexiness. By the way, anyone know who's hitting that these days?

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-37211258120850309232008-10-01T19:35:00.006-04:002008-10-04T22:32:34.782-04:00

Actually that may be a bit of an insult to Carla - then again i don't know enough about her to make that call, or any other call. I do know that Carla Bruni-Zarkozy is the heiress to the Italian tire manufacturer CEAT(which was sold to Pirelli). Oh, she also married French President Nicolas Sarkozy. I guess that's like a big deal over there. All i really know is that she's got a smokin' body and

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-32444398178119147172008-10-01T18:43:00.007-04:002008-10-04T22:33:36.757-04:00

Which is alright cuz when hot chicks are a little bit insane it makes them that much hotter. Besides, even when Katy Perry makes stupid faces she still seems to look super cute. I guess it's rather hard for a girl to look anything but cool holding onto an electric guitar... no matter how hard they try.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-35257819543501897042008-09-30T17:12:00.003-04:002008-09-30T17:33:36.746-04:00

I know, I'm super late on posting these, and I wasn't going to actually post them at all since they are presently all over the place... but I'm bored and these are pretty decent quality pics that i've been hanging onto for some time now. Personally I still don't find Vanessa Hudgens all that attractive, sure she's cute, but average cute at best... at least she looks great nekkid.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-3529698599119670002008-09-30T16:10:00.004-04:002008-10-02T14:04:24.152-04:00

I'm not sure if this really qualifies as an authentic 'upskirt'... I mean, if the chick is wearing what looks to be 17th century granny panties does it still really count? Hmm, yeah I guess an upskirt is an upskirt. I'm not sure what Jennifer Lopez was doing at Macy's, probably promoting one of her 12 million products or something - I'm sure whatever it is it costs too much and doesn't work.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-11671044473488241572008-09-30T15:40:00.006-04:002008-10-04T13:07:13.549-04:00

Alright, since I'm posting skinny chicks with nice legs I might as well include some Emma Roberts. Luckily Emma looks more like her father Eric than she does her Antie Julia... I'm not saying Julia Roberts is unattractive(or that Eric Roberts is more attractive - or attractive at all!) I'm just saying we don't need another Julia clone is all. Anyway, she kinda has a Natalie Portman thing

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-43471341856643312552008-09-30T14:48:00.006-04:002008-09-30T15:43:37.979-04:00

If a cute as hell girl has a great pair of legs than i'm pretty much half in love at first sight. Amanda Bynes has both those qualities, plus a pretty sweet personality so i guess everybody wins. She's one of very few actresses that can make me sit through a really crappy flick just because she's in it. She's just fun to watch i suppose. One of those girls who'd make an excellent girlfriend.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-65413451160358701562008-09-29T15:37:00.009-04:002008-09-30T13:09:39.426-04:00

What the hell is Lindsay Lohan thinking? I could drive down to the ol' homeless shelter pick up a stick throw it into the crowd and hit a person more attractive that this uhm... girl? I have no qualms about lesbianism, in fact I endorse the hell out of it, but at least pick someone hot. Especially when you're famous and rich. I guess i'll just do what i'm sure Lindsay's mother is doing, lay down

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-71930932274972518152008-09-29T15:14:00.009-04:002008-09-30T13:12:21.697-04:00

Okay, fuck the post titles... there's not much more that needs to be said about this set anyway. Well, perhaps i could have said Kim Kardashian wearing super tight stretchy pants that accentuate her gigantic, juicy booty getting into a car.' I suppose that might have been more accurate but the pics would have been just as sweet. Hail the booty.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-30405333865169901942008-09-29T14:50:00.008-04:002008-09-30T13:11:54.648-04:00

I really have to work on my post titles. Anyway, here's some Paris Hilton pics from the Abbey Food and Bar in Los Angeles on Saturday night. I gotta be honest with you, I'm liking Paris Hilton in skin tight PVC... there's something about shiny, painted on materials that seem to say 'Yes, I will have sex with you.' Then again i don't think Paris would actually say 'No' to too many people.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-64664927729011340252008-09-29T14:23:00.007-04:002008-09-30T15:10:09.645-04:00

If you like pasty, somewhat shapely legs than Lindsay Lohan is the girl for you. Okay, maybe they're not hat bad but they're definitely not that great... but if you're a leg lover, or a Lindsay lover, than these are right up your alley. Then again, if you're a Lindsay Lohan lover then you got bigger problems than admiring pasty legs. You're on a whole other level or problems.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-69503768187257023382008-09-27T14:06:00.005-04:002008-09-30T13:05:29.174-04:00

Kinda sorta... hey, half a nipple is still nipple goddammit. I take what i can get. Besides, I'd rather see Mischa Barton's nipple than her ass. I don't normally don't like to be mean(what?), but her ass has more dents than an '81 Honda. I dunno, I think I'm still pissed off for her making that lesbian movie when she was 15 and not being in any actual lesbian scenes... I mean, what's the point?

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-72542122633381160612008-09-27T13:43:00.003-04:002008-09-27T14:01:17.349-04:00

Being 'barefoot and pregnant' doesn't give any woman the right to wear clothing that looks like it was purchased at a yard sale. Then again, Naomi Watts is a wealthy celebrity and I'm just a second rate blogger - what the hell do i know about fashion? In case you don't know where babies come from, it appears Naomi's significant other, Liev Schreiber, has been busy sticking his penis into her...

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-42004457042457083412008-09-24T22:42:00.013-04:002008-10-02T14:21:31.810-04:00

I will be updating the blog very soon... in case there was somebody out there getting impatient. I've been a little preoccupied lately. Anyway, here's a Brooke Shields montage I made from the film The Blue Lagoon. I don't care how old she was... she was smoking hot - and no, she never actually did any nudity in that movie.By the way, this is the lower quality version - I think everyone should

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-26224393252852129632008-09-19T22:01:00.003-04:002008-09-19T22:06:55.373-04:00

Sorry about all the mess there folks... I'm just so goddamn sick of the old template that i have to try something new before i slit my slits. I've done a little bit of work on it, but definitely not much. I will be working on the overall appearance of Celebrity Inc. for the next couple of days, so don't be alarmed if things look a tad peculiar from time to time.If you have any questions or

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-45711948707563752432008-09-18T14:46:00.009-04:002008-09-30T13:05:33.644-04:00

I may have spoken too soon about nobody looking hotter than Jennifer Aniston getting out of a car... cuz Rachel Bilson here is doing a pretty good job. Actually, it's mostly the super tight denims... just look at the booty! I must make a mental note to post more Rachel Bilson - as long as she makes a mental note to keep wearing pants that cut off her circulation from the waste down.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-1824240198657054442008-09-18T14:34:00.004-04:002008-09-30T13:07:00.190-04:00

Vanessa Hudgens was looking great at the Plaza De Toros in Mexico City. Y'know she's into it when she starts kicking her leg up like that... she's gotta be. I had no idea Vanessa was a singer, just figured she was an actress, i guess you learn something everyday. But aren't all actresses singing these days - whether they can actually sing or not? I dunno, she could be the greatest singer ever but

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-21260992786452935592008-09-18T12:21:00.042-04:002008-10-30T13:57:47.720-04:00

Kirsten Dunst baffles me, some times she looks like a hideous hose-beast and then there are other times, like in these pics at the premiere for Hounddog, that she looks like the cutest thing on the planet. I know everyone has their on-and-off days but c'mon. Hey wait a minute... isn't this that movie where what's-her-face from War of the Worlds gets raped? Yeah, the critics are having a field day

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-15438508480345913122008-09-18T12:21:00.040-04:002008-09-30T13:08:05.978-04:00

Skinny, yes, but still great. I didn't think Mila Kunis was this hot, but apparently I was wrong. She looks a lot better since her That 70's Show days... I mean, she looked good then too, but not this good. These were snapped on set of some film called Extract, sounds pretty gay but if Mila's wearing that outfit, it might be worth a watch. Damn, look at those legs.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-41134956915520757272008-09-18T12:21:00.039-04:002008-09-30T13:06:56.086-04:00

Anne Hathaway was looking smoking hot at the premiere for Rachel Getting Married a few days ago. With those big brown eyes and those Jeanne Tripplehorn lips, what can I say, she's a sexy lady. I actually never watched any of Anne's films before seeing The Devil Wears Prada - which is totally not a chick-flick so shut the h*ll up. For some strange reason though, I remember her chest being larger,

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-32825028330264043852008-09-18T12:21:00.038-04:002008-09-30T13:06:31.639-04:00

C'mon... am i right? You just know she'd be the total bitch if she had went to your high school. She's got some nice legs on her though... but what the hell does she keep doing with her lips? Does she always do that? I'm proud to say that I've never actually seen any Ashley Tisdale movies(I know, I'm sure they're epic), and don't plan to for some time. She was in that High School Musical crap,

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-36959341696882997992008-09-18T12:21:00.037-04:002008-09-30T13:06:27.817-04:00

Here's one for the guys who like their ladies thick... I am not one of those guys. I don't mind a little booty mind you, but there's a limit. Jennifer Lopez crossed that limit about 4 years ago, or maybe it was when she had a kid... anyway, she still looks pretty good in a full length body suit, and that's probably not easy to pull off. By the way, these pics are from some triathlon in Malibu a

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-67533101446552863452008-09-18T12:21:00.035-04:002008-09-30T13:06:19.727-04:00

Have you ever seen anyone look so good getting out of a vehicle in all of your life? Okay, perhaps I'm a bit biased as I'm a little bit in love with Jennifer Aniston. But damn, she always looks so good.I wish i could line up Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn and John Mayer all in a row and just bitch slap them till they weep like little school girls for dumping such perfection.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-2948164832083869032008-09-15T17:13:00.007-04:002008-09-20T15:25:27.401-04:00

Okay, I have to say that Leighton Meester is doing a really good job at convincing me that I'm missing something by not watching Gossip Girl. Leighton was caught by the razzi on the set wearing what appears to be denim shorts from Baby Gap. Now, if you saw my previous(and first) post about Leighton - located HERE - then you'll remember that it was impossible to know what a posterior goldmine she

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-20163857742608017582008-09-15T16:34:00.005-04:002008-09-20T15:25:46.435-04:00

The great thing about your lady shooting out a kid is that she gets to have the breasts she's(but mostly you) always dreamt of. Unfortunately after the little crap machine is done with them they start to resemble deflated whoopee cushions. But i suppose that doesn't really matter - I'm sure witnessing a human crawling out of another human kinda throws you off from ever wanting to have sex again

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-82999071433758448822008-09-15T16:15:00.007-04:002008-10-19T13:26:50.373-04:00

Well, that is if you call getting a parking ticket breaking the law. Personally, I think it's criminal that someone with Hayden Panettiere's stature is even allowed to drive. What is she, like 3'4"? Also, I've never seen anyone look so happy discovering they've been F'd up the A by the local parking authority. I guess when you're on a hit series like Heroes you can laugh at stuff like that.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-74465099398428920402008-09-12T19:24:00.005-04:002008-09-12T19:58:52.437-04:00

If you look really closely you can see a little buldge in Ellen's pants. Going by Ellen's dating record I'd say a hot blonde is right up her alley, but now that i think about it, Pamela Anderson may be a bit too slutty for her. I also noticed that Pamela seems to have gotten a breast reduction(or another one that is), and they actually look pretty good. She only resembles a Barbie doll now, not

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-66930599298522205352008-09-12T18:57:00.008-04:002008-09-20T15:26:47.946-04:00

While visiting the MTV Video Music Awards Lindsay Lohan, to my surprise, looked quite sexy. I still don't think she's all that attractive, but it's good to know that she still cleans up well. After all, I'm the one that has to keep posting her here, it'd be a shame if all he pics I posted were of her passed out in some alley with her panties around her ankles. Okay, maybe it's not that extreme

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-11992968552572411922008-09-12T18:47:00.008-04:002008-09-20T15:27:08.341-04:00

Here's a small post for the Emma Watson fans out there. Just a couple pics of her out at night in London. I'm not sure how old Emma is but she still looks like a kid, and the truth is she's never really done anything for me... plus I think most of those Harry Potter movies sucked. I get really disgusted when i see 40 year old + men on the street with Harry Potter novels crammed in their faces.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-42512075135177791962008-09-12T18:16:00.008-04:002008-09-20T15:27:27.283-04:00

These pics are from the upcoming October issue of VIBE Magazine where they are getting ready to celebrate their 15th anniversary. But who gives a crap about any of that, the point is Ciara is on the cover and she's really hot, plus she's really naked... and you can't get much more naked than really naked.If you want to read more about VIBE's upcomming issue please follow the link: Vibe launches

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-45447763289305894532008-09-12T17:38:00.006-04:002008-09-20T15:27:43.109-04:00

This is one of those posts where I have no idea who the subject actually is, but the pics were hot so they had to be posted. Apparently Leighton Meester is an actress with various television appearances under her belt... actually quite a few television appearances. She's now on Gossip Girl so i'm sure we're going to be seeing a lot more of Leighton, which in my opinion is a good thing.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-219224132979910602008-09-11T20:10:00.009-04:002008-10-04T19:40:42.929-04:00

There is absolutely nothing wrong with seeing Rosario Dawson running and pouring water all over her bikini-clad body... absolutely nothing. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when a respectable actress that's built like Rosario isn't afraid to bear her ample goodness on the big screen. So many times such assets are wasted because uptight actresses and their goddamn "standards" and "

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-61321245789966364462008-09-11T19:32:00.005-04:002008-09-11T19:51:13.995-04:00

I usually don't like posting the obvious in the titles of the threads(well, not anymore) because one; it's perverted and two; it's... well, perverted. But who gives a crap because we're talking about Jennifer Aniston here, this isn't Britney Spears or Paris Hilton where we see more shots of their nasty cooters than we do their faces, this is prime Grecian beef! Not only does Jennifer flash her

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-8947186700029008702008-09-11T00:38:00.008-04:002008-10-19T12:21:02.526-04:00

I'm not sure anyone wants to see Britney Spears' junk anymore... I sure as hell know that I don't - but what can I do, I have to post what the people want(I'm just not sure who those people could possibly be). To be honest, I could stand seeing between her bruised and battered thighs, but the long black hairs on the back of her legs is just too much. I think it's time for Britney to go on a

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-80423243437971773482008-09-05T13:33:00.005-04:002008-09-10T12:07:43.466-04:00

Like that's a big shocker - don't all the female celebrities and their little toy dogs do pilates, yoga, tai chi, or anything else they can waste their money on? I shouldn't be too hard on Sarah Michelle Gellar though, at least she doesn't own one of those annoying little pets - at least I hope she doesn't. Plus, I can honestly say that I've never seen anyone look so hot just taking a drink of

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-64652806270562120012008-09-05T12:20:00.008-04:002008-09-10T12:09:11.833-04:00

I don't really know who Vanessa Hudgens is, I mean, I've heard of her many times but aside from being very cute she never really did anything for me to be actually interesting enough to care... until now. Yes, it's true, I am that pathetic. After all upskirt photos are the backbone of the Paparazzi underworld - at least they are in my head. Apparently Vanessa was in that High School Musical crap

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-68062975859758355092008-09-05T11:49:00.008-04:002008-09-10T03:21:06.862-04:00

Is this my first Christina Ricci post? Hard to imagine that it is but I guess I've really been slacking lately. Ricci definitely rejuvenated her sexiness when she made that Black Snake Moan flick (1 2 3 4 5 6)... I guess wearing nothing but a skimpy cut-off top and tiny panties for the entire duration of a film will do that for you. It doesn't hurt that she has a tight little body on her. I was

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-17002998425748529022008-09-03T17:38:00.009-04:002008-09-10T02:47:46.303-04:00

I guess she's gonna be pretty popular in the US now that she landed the new 90210 Series... oh well, we had her to ourselves long enough i suppose(so to speak). I guess being as hot as Shenae Grimes is she was bound to break out globally sooner or later. I can't believe this is my first post of Shenae, but i guess my little hiatus was partly to blame - there's several smallscreen beauties i'm

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-9788265938978177592008-09-01T23:33:00.004-04:002008-09-01T23:45:53.380-04:00

Who would of thought that Katie Holmes had so much posterior action? Whatever happened to that skinny little chick from Dawson's Creek?... oh yeah, she squirted out a kid with Hollywood pretty boy Tom Cruise. I have to tell ya, if this was the common occurrence I wouldn't be so against all these hot starlets getting knocked up all the time. I wonder how long it took her to squeeze into those

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-28617661502591678772008-09-01T22:43:00.005-04:002008-09-01T23:08:31.816-04:00

Hey, if i can't exaggerate in the title then this wouldn't be any fun at all. Apparently Katy Perry cashed in on her fame for breast cancer purposes by getting her bountiful boobs plastered. The event was filmed by MTV to raise money for the charity. Katy Perry's boobs AND charity... two great things coming together for the good of humanity.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-89983041432330131042008-09-01T20:56:00.007-04:002008-09-01T21:20:25.234-04:00

Well, kinda. I think to be legitimately classified as actual Daisy Dukes there has to be some sort of cheekage poking out, unfortunately we aren't that lucky. But that's alright because Hayden Panettiere is cute enough without any of that. And by the way, if you're still suffering from Hayden withdrawals, I think Heroes is due to come back soon. So, until then you'll have to make due with some

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-44206844582340110532008-08-30T01:12:00.011-04:002008-09-10T02:45:39.806-04:00

And not just because she writes retarded songs about kissing girls. To put it plain and simple, Katy Perry is just really freakin' hot. She's one of those singers that looks just as good in person as she does in her videos... and that's really rare. She also reminds me a lot of actress Zooey Deschanel... who is also really cute - but that's beside the point. Believe it or not I heard she used to

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-10839596312208843252008-08-25T23:04:00.006-04:002008-08-25T23:27:05.278-04:00

It's really unfortunate that all these tall, skinny women end up having asses that resemble deflated whoopie cushions. They should follow the transsexuals lead and get ass implants. Then again Gisele Bündchen here probably weighs about 6 pounds so a voluptuous booty might look a bit peculiar. Nevertheless i stand by my devotion to skinny chicks. I'm tellin' ya, the curvy ones always get fat in

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-81633300944651427682008-08-25T12:22:00.001-04:002008-08-25T12:22:38.950-04:00

First let me apologize for posting these, but i couldn't help myself... it's like stopping to watch someone get mugged. If there happen to be any Minnie Driver fans out there let me first say, what the hell is wrong with you people? Let me also point out that i'm not making fun of Minnie because she's carrying what looks like to be about 19 babies, the truth is Minnie has never been attractive.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-22640400985624658542008-08-25T11:13:00.005-04:002008-08-25T11:40:49.279-04:00

If you have ever watched Heroes then you probably know who Ali Larter is. She was also in that Final Destination movie, the first two I believe. But who cares about any of that crap... it's a hot girl on the beach in a bikini! To be completely honest i always thought Ali's body would be a bit tighter than it actually is. I'm not complaining or anything, it's still nice to look at.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-66608361887964444982008-08-25T02:17:00.011-04:002008-09-12T01:51:05.592-04:00

Miley Cyrus is a perfect example of how image is everything. If you think about it, she could be any underage, semi-attractive, moderately talented, daddy's girl. She's a marketing tool plain and simple. A perfect example is when everyone had a bunch of heart attacks cuz' old Miley here took a photo with her back exposed... i mean, holy shit, are people really this stupid? Sexually objectifying

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-73959746468908838862008-08-24T11:10:00.007-04:002008-08-25T01:37:53.315-04:00

Paris Hilton is one of those annoying people i've learned to love. No one knows exactly what it is about her, but she does seem to have something that keeps people interested. You either hate her or you love her, but even if you hate her you have to admit you still love looking at her. Seriously though, what the fuck is up with her eye?

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-29015232650862351172008-08-23T20:53:00.008-04:002008-08-25T01:39:16.882-04:00

If you're a fan of Two and a Half Men then you've most likely seen April Bowlby strutting around in at least one or two episodes... in very little clothing i might add. Hell, even if you hate the show you should at least try to get your hands on the ones with April in them. It's too bad she's not on the show anymore, they should at least give her a show of her own... something where she tests out

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-39401119815791376862008-08-23T19:12:00.007-04:002008-08-25T01:40:13.187-04:00

There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a juicy booty... but, personally, I think Kim Kardashians posterior is a little too juicy. I mean, we're talking Tropicana Farms here. I will admit one thing though, too much booty is probably a lot better then no booty at all... i mean, who wants to feel bones jabbing at them?

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-14972154157309078252008-08-23T03:33:00.008-04:002008-08-23T03:49:52.073-04:00

I'm so glad to see that Kate Beckinsale is still sporting a tight little package. So many times have these lady celebrities peaked and then have let themselves go. I'm not talking like Brigitte Nielsen let go but you see what I'm getting at. Btw, kudos to the guy who tried to get her to go on all fours on the boogie board... maybe next time.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-78985039288350769722008-08-23T03:08:00.006-04:002008-08-25T01:42:45.528-04:00

You'd think from all the posts of Lindsay Lohan that I've done over the years i'd be sick of her chest by now. I can proudly say that no, no i am not. Actually, i think her chest is the only reason anyone is still talking about her... i mean c'mon, we all know Lindsay won't be making any acceptance speeches to the Academy anytime soon. Mmm, side boobage.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-26455406108174125092008-08-23T02:44:00.007-04:002008-11-14T17:28:24.836-05:00

Apparently Lily Allen just can't keep her chest to herself. Not that anyone is really complaining... at least not that i know of. Maybe it has something to do with the fact she picks fights with random people on the street. You start flailing your arms about in the air like that something's bound to pop out eventually. Does this woman even sing anymore?

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-15569934263971601492008-08-22T22:05:00.008-04:002008-08-22T22:41:26.594-04:00

One thing about Russian woman is that they've got determination. If Yelena Isinbayeva handles other long phallic objects half as well as she handles that one, then she's gonna make some Eastern European dude very happy. Oh, congrats on being the best female pole vaulter in all of the Galaxy, too. See, that's what i'm talking about, determination.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-12732292986892144582008-08-11T20:11:00.008-04:002008-08-11T20:44:41.349-04:00

Let's face it, everyone hates a hippie. The only decent thing about the hippie generation was the ultra casual loose fitting clothing hot hippie chicks used to wear. I'm not sure if it was a sex thing or a comfort thing but add in a little British lush who apparently dislikes the constrictive under wiring of Victoria's Secret and you've got yourself a show.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-29679018467562813252007-01-17T22:16:00.001-05:002008-08-25T00:25:51.269-04:00

Well, one of the after parties. Michelle Trachtenberg is definitely one of the sexiest young starlets in show business... and she just keeps getting better with age. As her long time co-star on Buffy the Vampire Slayer i'm not sure if she'll ever actually surpass Sarah Michelle Gellar in the total babe category, but she's sure off to a good start.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com92tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-64171620298384433302007-01-17T21:15:00.001-05:002008-10-06T01:46:52.598-04:00

Well of course it's Kate Moss, but with her sporting what looks like the body of a 12yr old boy, it's almost hard to tell. In all fairness she doesn't look all that bad, really. And although it appears she may have lost any sort of breasts she may have once had, with zero make-up and her hair all scraggly, she's still lookin' alright to me. Let this be a lesson kids, stay away from the Coke.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-64021786865261681872007-01-16T20:51:00.001-05:002008-08-25T01:43:47.884-04:00

Just when you think you've seen the last of the "celebrity babes on the beach with their dogs" ...Mischa Barton provides us with a fresh batch. And that's fine with me, in fact, when you cover up Mischa's cottage cheese ass with a pair of tiny shorts she actually doesn't look half bad. Christ, what would these ladies do without their dogs and their cellphones?

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-71649332900654689242007-01-16T16:35:00.001-05:002008-08-25T01:44:29.957-04:00

To the joy of Battlestar Galactica nerds everywhere, Canadian model/actress Tricia Helfer will shed her "cylon suit"(whatever the hell that is) and grace the pages of Playboy next month. I personally have never seen an episode of Battlestar Galactica, but i do recognize Tricia Helfer from Canada's Next Top Model(which i like way more than America's original version, btw). Unfortunately Helfer

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-43135878192750703192007-01-12T15:49:00.003-05:002008-10-06T02:04:58.743-04:00

...and rightly so! I've never found Eva Mendes to be an incredibly attractive woman... at least, not until i saw her on a late night talk show. She's actually quite a naturally beautiful woman, no faking it with her. I find a lot of women that look like they are too good looking to be true, often are. It's the one's that dress down and don't try so hard to be noticed that are truly hot.

EvilCorporateWhorenoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25624501.post-31423028920533070152007-01-12T15:12:00.001-05:002008-08-25T01:46:00.231-04:00

Well, it looks like 2007 may be the year of the cleavage.... first Jennifer Aniston shows up at the People's Choice Awards with some monster mammaries, and now Paris Hilton seems to have just realized she's got some boobs - they're tiny, but she's got'em... how did she think she achieved any of her so-called fame? It definitely wasn't her "talent."

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