Tina Fey - Revenge of the Nerd

If you were smart in highschool you didn't avoid the cute nerd. You treated her like your buddy and you protected her from ridicule. If you did this, there's a good chance all your hard work came back to you ten fold. Stupid hot girls are all the rage in highschool, they put out, they don't ask questions and most importantly, they make you look good... But the cute nerd is the key to happiness. Cute nerds grow up to be hot succesful women, like Tina Fey here. She's seems like the kinda girl that you can have a pint with, she'll poke fun of you and make all your friends laugh, then she'll take you home and do nasty wonderful things to you. So next time you see the cute nerd walking down the hall, smile and say hello, ya big jerk.

Feel free to torment the male nerds, though.