The best thing about the beach, from a perverts point of view, is that eventually some chick's boob is gonna pop out. It's pretty much inevitable. It's even better when it's a celebrity babe like Ashlee Simpson. Although i must admit, she's not looking her best in some of these shots, but then again, Jessica was always the one with the body.
It seems like everytime i see Ashlee now she appears to look somewhat different. I think she's the best shape she's ever been in, but i still miss her pre-plastic cuteness. Her smile isn't even natural looking anymore... and if you recall her facial expresions from THIS post, it's obvious she doesn't have any natural facial expressions anymore. I'd still totally do her, though.
Ashlee looks like she has so much collagen and botox jammed in her face she can't even control her expressions. I'll never understand why a woman who looked like Ashlee would get surgery in the first place... let alone inject poison into her face a couple months afterwords. I just know this all has something to do with that infamous Joe Simpson. I bet he thought he could make more money off Ashlee if she looked like Jessica... unfortunately, she looks like a goddamn Barbie doll now.
I think Ashlee Simpson just knocked herself off my Top 10 Useless Celebrities list( Posted Here ). Performing on stage is one of the most challenging things an actor can do... and i have to give respect to Ashlee for even making the cut. And it's Chicago for god's sake - that's no small time show. Plus, Ashlee does a sexy little cartwheel in tights and short shorts... and since i'm a huge pervert, that might have been enough to get her off my list alone. Now if she'll just do a topless scene she will be off my list for life!
I don't think there's really been a full fledged candid upskirt by Ashlee, i could be wrong of course. For one, i say it's about goddamn time. I'm still uncertain about all the surgery she's had, she looks pretty fuckin' good, but she also lost that distinctive look she had going for her. I wouldn't say she looks more like Jessica, i would just say she looks more like every other blonde barbie doll out there. Hmm, i bet that this "new" face would look 1000x hotter with black hair.
