Penelope Cruz - Ibiza Goddess

Whenever i see pictures of Penelope Cruz or Nicole Kidman i just can't believe Tommy left them both for Joey from Dawsons Creek. I would have stayed with Penelope for her accent alone. Cruz was in Ibiza when these pics were taken and apparently pulled somewhat of a Courteney Cox when her nipple tried to escpae from her bikini top. It just goes to show you, no matter what the element, be it human or nature... celebs just can't keep there tits in their clothes. Thank heavens!

Pamela Anderson Yachting it Up

Pam loves the yachts... i guess it's because she's Canadian, and we Canadians love being out with the elements. Okay, i just made that up but it sounds pretty good. I heard she might be getting hitched to Kid Rick, and that's cool... seems like a smart match to me. They both seem like the rough, party-hard types, yet they're pretty devoted to their kids. Say what you will about ol' Pammy... she's still not even 1/100th as annoying as most of those useless twats out there.

Rachel Hunter - Barbados Part II

I wasn't gonna post all these Rachel Hunter pics... but i figure, what the hell. These types of candids are what Celebrity Inc. is all about. Besides, Rachel looks pretty good climbing out of the water... all wet and half naked, and stuff.

Pamela Anderson - Staying Power

It's safe to say that Pamela Anderson and her infamous store-bought chest aren't going away anytime soon, not that i want her to... because even though i'm not a fan of plastic, Pamela has definitely got a great little booty to go along with them. A lot of people make fun of her, or even go as far as stating they "detest" her... but how many of them would truthfully say "no thanks," if propositioned by THIS:

Victoria Silvstedt has no Shame

And apparently no taste whatsoever, i mean, eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Who is that little creep? It looks like he bought her for the day... ogling her overused body and repeatedly trying to jab his little round skull between her overused thighs. Victoria Silvstedt has been washed up for some time now, she clearly has fake tits, a fake face, and god knows what else. I figured even she could land a better man that this dude... didn't he play Wicket in the Ewoks?