Man, i would rip out my left testicle with my bare hands to be the meat in a Cruz/Nemcova sandwich. For one thing, i'm an absolute sucker for women with accents... and don't both these ladies have pretty thick accents? Well, i can't remember if Nemcova does or not, but in my dreams tonight... she most certainly will. They'll also be some Jello and rubber gloves invloved... but i'll spare you the details.
Sometimes a great pair of jeans on a woman, can be hotter than a bikini, or even nudity! There's just something about them that screams sexiness. Also, all i can imagine is her taking them off... or me taking them off! The only real tragedy here is that no booty shots were taken... talk about a wasted opportunity, the photographer should be shot.
Whenever i see pictures of Penelope Cruz or Nicole Kidman i just can't believe Tommy left them both for Joey from Dawsons Creek. I would have stayed with Penelope for her accent alone. Cruz was in Ibiza when these pics were taken and apparently pulled somewhat of a Courteney Cox when her nipple tried to escpae from her bikini top. It just goes to show you, no matter what the element, be it human or nature... celebs just can't keep there tits in their clothes. Thank heavens!
