27 November, 2008

Jennifer Aniston and her glorious Booty

We all know Jennifer Aniston has a body of a goddamn angel, but that doesn't mean we will ever get tired of seeing it. Yes, i am speaking for everyone because i believe in this instance its allowable. It's such a shame she won't do nudity, i mean, it's just plain rude for her to have such a sweet ass body and only share it with selective Hollywood douchebags. Hmm, maybe that's why she can never keep a man, she's just a tease in relationships too.

Eliza Dushku and her Creepy Father

Okay, maybe the razzi just caught him at a bad time, then again, maybe he's just staring at his daughters tits, because, let's face it, we all would like to be staring at Eliza Dushku's tits... and those legs, ouch. Although, the creepiness factor has carried over from This Image, which again, could just be bad timing. I'm not sure what she was doing at the CNN Heroes event, and I'm pretty sure none of you really care, so let's all just enjoy the pics.

Carmen Electra looking Lemonicious

I don't think Carmen Electra will ever look not great(awesome display of grammatical ignorance - w00ot!), She's probably got one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood and i don't even mind the implants... and I hate implants. Is it even legal to look this hawt at anything associated with Disney? Then again, they've been hiring so many whores lately i'm sure something like this is Mr. Rogers to them... btw, wasn't Disney a Nazi?

Emma Watson still looks Illegal

Emma Watson is 18(i think) but she still looks like she's 12, which i guess is why she's so popular with all the perverts out there. Seriously, go to any celebrity message board and the posts with the most replies are always the Jojo, Emma Watson, Hayden Pannettiere, etc, etc threads. I guess it can't be helped, youth and beauty go hand in hand in society and it's being crammed in our faces like 12,000 times a day. Anyways, she looks great and i guess that's really the most important thing.

13 November, 2008

Adrienne Bailon kinda Nude sorta Scandal

wtf. You call these scandalous photos? I've seen more ass on Loony Tunes... although Bugs Bunny's ass isn't as nice. Still, i guess she has some sort of affiliation with Disney and apparently they frown upon their clients exposing their booty's in public... no matter how glorious that booty may be. Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon probably won't be doing many children's parties anymore... but i'm sure her bachelor party offers are more than abundant.

Monica Cruz flashes her Bits

well, not her actual bits, but as close as any of us will ever get to them. If you don't know who Mónica Cruz is, she's the sister of Penelope Cruz, and i can't tell you what she's been in cuz i really don't care. By the way, LMAO at professor highbrow sitting beside her... is it just me or does anyone else feel like punching him directly in the face? Not that i would or anything, i'm quite a passive fellow, if you really want to know the truth.

Amy Whinehouse Celebrating Sobriety

To be honest i don't even know what to say here. Amy Whinehouse used to be kinda cute... kinda, sorta... but now, i mean, god damn, what the hell happened? She looks like a freakin' diseased crack whore. I thought rehab was supposed to make you look better... oh, i forgot, it was a celebrity rehab and all they want is money. I'm pretty sure you can actually get bags of coke in most celebrity rehabs. Honestly.