I think Ashlee Simpson just knocked herself off my Top 10 Useless Celebrities list( Posted Here ). Performing on stage is one of the most challenging things an actor can do... and i have to give respect to Ashlee for even making the cut. And it's Chicago for god's sake - that's no small time show. Plus, Ashlee does a sexy little cartwheel in tights and short shorts... and since i'm a huge pervert, that might have been enough to get her off my list alone. Now if she'll just do a topless scene she will be off my list for life!