27 May, 2006

Kellie Pickler - American Idiot

These days it seems you can't really have one without the other, just look at their ruler... er... President, and they voted for that guy - twice. Hmm, it seems the furthur south one goes, the dumber they get. Nonetheless, Pickler's naive "innocence" seems to only up her cuteness factor. For instance, watching her reaction to seafood(sorry Kellie, it's not pronounced escargoatee), one can't help wanting to jack-hammer fuck the stupid out of her.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will take one for the team and jackhammer fuck the stupid out of her.

Awesome.

EvilCorporateWhore said...

as would i my friend... as would i.

Anonymous said...

Oh, ECW, but she looks soo purty in her little Red Dress :)

EvilCorporateWhore said...

yeah, she's a cutie... there's no denying that. like i said, her "ditsyness" only adds to her appeal.

Anonymous said...

I lived in the south for six years, it's all style. She's not on the red carpet because of luck. She knows how to play that country bumkin to perrrrfection. And I would bet anything she would pound on you like a drunk Mexican and break your heart with her sexy goodbye 'yall.

EvilCorporateWhore said...

true that.

i bet she get's free bagels at the coffee shop too. what a cocktease.

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