We all know Jessica Simpson is pretty much useless. The only thing she really gives back to anyone is the fact that she's easy on the eyes, it's even more so for Ashlee Simpson. The funniest part about the Simpson girls is their father, Joe Simpson. You just know 'ol Joe is sitting back in his big leather chair, cigar in his mouth, counting a stack of 100's in his hands whilst throwing his head back and laughing like the villian in a James Bond film. Man... what a jerk that guy is.