27 July, 2006

Christina Aguilera - Newlywed Blues

I'm gonna be like the media and make up shit just by a random facial expression... let's see, by these pictures it's clearly obvious that Christina's marriage in is shambles. She realized she married Luigi from Super Mario Bros. and is now regretting it terribly. She probably had a miscarriage too... Okay, that last bit was a little too much, but why do celebs always look so depressed when leaving a club? Is it the media in their faces, tiredness, maybe bad E? I know when i leave a club i'm so fuckin' smashed i pick fights with homeless native americans and eat potato salad with my hands.

By the way, Aguilera looks about a thousand times better with less make-up.

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