Is there anything real on Victoria Beckham anymore? She looks like a goddamn cartoon, or an adroid, or that creepy asian chick from the Grudge. Who wants to bet that in 15 years Victoria exchanges her make-up trunk for tub of crazy glue... it'll be the only shit that can keep her together. Her tit's look so hard they could mash potatoes. What's the most disturbing about all this is that even though she looks like a Japanese Anime character, i'd still nail the English out of her. What's up with that?