Woah, big surprise. I heard that Paris pushed back her sentencing court date for her drunk driving arrest... hey, perhaps it was so she could go get smashed and then drive home - but not after jumping on a table and acting like a total retard, of course... after all, she's a Hilton. I wonder if the Judge laughed when he found out Paris actually "Hated the taste of alcohol," which is what she claimed not so long ago. Well, it appears she's acquired quite a taste for it. On another note - when your ass looks like it's melting off your back... you shouldn't really be exposing it. Fucking gross.