01 October, 2006

Paris Hilton makes an Ass of Herself

Woah, big surprise. I heard that Paris pushed back her sentencing court date for her drunk driving arrest... hey, perhaps it was so she could go get smashed and then drive home - but not after jumping on a table and acting like a total retard, of course... after all, she's a Hilton. I wonder if the Judge laughed when he found out Paris actually "Hated the taste of alcohol," which is what she claimed not so long ago. Well, it appears she's acquired quite a taste for it. On another note - when your ass looks like it's melting off your back... you shouldn't really be exposing it. Fucking gross.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

what an fucking ass. I hope we see some more Paris vids with tasting anal

Concerned Citizen said...

Ugh! Her ass looks like a dog's ears. Or, like the pockets hanging below cutoff jeans. Disgusting.

horrified citizen said...

anony you should go see a neurologist because you must have tumor....that or you just don't have very many brain cells. paris hilton hot? the woman is not physically attractive at all and acts like a dead fish in bed.

Anonymous said...

more of this!

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