12 December, 2006

Nicole Richie - Dumb, Uncontrollable Idiot.

I think Dumb Uncontrollable Idiocy is contagious... and it's spreading fast! Not to sound too morbid, but i'm just waiting for one of these drunkin' fools to kill somebody one of these days, not that i would ever want such a thing to happen.

Dec. 11, 2006 — Nicole Richie has been arrested under the suspicion of driving under the influence in Burbank, Calif.

The California Highway Patrol confirmed to ABCNEWS.com that the 25-year-old "Simple Life" star was stopped by officers while driving the wrong way on State Highway 134 shortly before 5 a.m. PT and was booked at 7:15 this morning. Read the full story...


No! Nicole!... don't get into the car you drunken fooool!

7 comments:

Emma said...

Poor Nicole, that's what you get when you spend your life being a follower. Especially when your "leader" is a drunken airhead like Paris.

Anonymous said...

Poor mullatto girl. She is crazy and Lionel Richie is crazy too for letting her make an ass out of herself. How embarrassing. These girls Nicole, Paris, Lindsay and Britney are rich and live insane lives. They make me sick. I think it’s gonna take someone to get seriously hurt for any of them to wake up.

Mahogany

Anonymous said...

How do you know she is mullatto? Do you know who her birth parents are??

EvilCorporateWhore said...

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How do you know she is mullatto? Do you know who her birth parents are??
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i do.

her parents were bandmates of Lionel Richie, her father was the drummer and Nicole's mother was a backstage assistant. Lionel and wife, Brenda Harvey, informally adopted Nicole when she was 3. her biological mother is afro-hispanic and resides in the Dominican Republic, i'm not sure what nationality her father was.

so she's definitely Mulatto... which humorously enough is the latin derivative of Mule, a half-horse, half-donkey.

Anonymous said...

Well thank you for the clerification. Leave it to you ECW to have all the inside info. Love the site, keep up the good work.

EvilCorporateWhore said...

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Leave it to you ECW to have all the inside info.
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well... i actually just pulled all that from Wikipedia, so i can't take credit for it. i really wanted to, though.

and i appreciate the comments, it's always good to get some feedback.

Agent Orange said...

Well you know what Einstein used to say "the differnce between genius and stupidity is that stupidity know no linits"

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