What the hell is Lindsay Lohan thinking? I could drive down to the ol' homeless shelter pick up a stick throw it into the crowd and hit a person more attractive that this uhm... girl? I have no qualms about lesbianism, in fact I endorse the hell out of it, but at least pick someone hot. Especially when you're famous and rich. I guess i'll just do what i'm sure Lindsay's mother is doing, lay down in the fetal position and repeat to myself that it's 'Just a phase.'