29 September, 2008

Lindsay Lohan with her uhm... Girlfriend?

What the hell is Lindsay Lohan thinking? I could drive down to the ol' homeless shelter pick up a stick throw it into the crowd and hit a person more attractive that this uhm... girl? I have no qualms about lesbianism, in fact I endorse the hell out of it, but at least pick someone hot. Especially when you're famous and rich. I guess i'll just do what i'm sure Lindsay's mother is doing, lay down in the fetal position and repeat to myself that it's 'Just a phase.'


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Anonymous said...

No way that's a chick she's with. She should be nailing her sister, noe she's hot!