Actually that may be a bit of an insult to Carla - then again i don't know enough about her to make that call, or any other call. I do know that Carla Bruni-Zarkozy is the heiress to the Italian tire manufacturer CEAT(which was sold to Pirelli). Oh, she also married French President Nicolas Sarkozy. I guess that's like a big deal over there. All i really know is that she's got a smokin' body and she looks fantastic in a bikini... everything else is relative.