15 May, 2006

Alba & Longoria - Slutty Beach Sluts

For those of you that already think i'm a huge pervert... you haven't even scratched the surface. I'm not like a Pee-Wee Herman, 'jerk off in a theatre', kind've perv, i'm more of a, 'sit down at my computer superimposing Eva Longoria on a beach with Jessica Alba for 2 hours' kinda perv... there's a difference. I got the idea from seeing images from an online "Ass-off" competition between the two celebs... that's when my pervert alarm went off.



Hey guys, i can't stop you from reposting these pics anywhere... and honestly, why the fuck would i want to? But, if you could at least leave the watermark on the pics or link back here, it would be greatly appreciated!

14 comments:

Pastor said...

Seems so that these pics are fakes.
In some pics looks like Eva has been added afterwards.
Some objects are very blurry.

clyde said...

oh my god. these are just brilliant. THX. Hard decision by the way...but Eva is the winner!

EvilCorporateWhore said...

yeah, pastor... they are fake. as i said, i did a rush job and never meant for them to actually fool anyone.

i just combined two very famous candid sets... for fun.

Kevin said...

These are fantastic! i was searching for the originals everywhere and i finally found them. Great job EvilCorporateWhore, i think it's funny how a lot of people are bashing these for looking "fake" yet they are posting them everywhere! lol.

Obviously they are "fake," they are also some of the best i've seen. Thanks again.

Kev

Nathan said...

Great job with pic #06!

Anonymous said...

It's INSANE how many people are posting these as their own! haha. i was so happy to find the originals... and in such high quality!

great job ECW!

Anonymous said...

lol

these are amazing. great work, that must have taken forever.

Anonymous said...

а кто это??? я из РОСТОВА

Anonymous said...

OMG! This is jerking material for months. Great job on the Photoshopping, now i need some alone time!

Hugo Power said...

omg!! I know those pictures are fake as fuck (photoshop works pretty well btw hehe) but still, I'd wank to that picture of Longoria 10 times minimun

cheers and beer 4fuckin-ever

Anonymous said...

wow great job but i think i like Alba better, its soo plump

Anonymous said...

It seems that all you do every day is to follow celebrities around town and take photos of them. Either that, or you have stolen all these photos, which could lead you into a sh*tload of trouble. $500 and up per image rounds off to an impressive sum of money.

Nymosis said...

And your point is?

Anonymous said...

Eva wins are you kidding me have you looked at albas ass?

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