Everyone mark your calendars, the Chosen One has arrived. And I for one am pretty excited. Now that baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is here we can finally get rid of all that pesky disease and famine everyone's alway whining about... 'cuz, uhh, she's gonna have god-like abilities right? I mean, the way everyone's gossiping and all i figured it was the rebirth of Christ himself. I don't blame Jolie and Pitt, though, it's not like they are responsible for everyone being ultra pathetic. No wonder they're selling the baby for $4 million.
...oh, not the actual baby? My bad.