17 August, 2006

Nicole Richie needs a new Bikini

I don't know what all the fuss is about, i think Nicole Richie looks fine... she's not too skinny at all she just needs a smaller bikini, it's too fucking baggy. Instead of size -6, she needed -34. Theres gotta be a lot of pressure on celebrities... if they get too fat they're pigs, no one will hire them, and they have to join Jenny Craig and do stupid commercials... If you're too skinny then you're either bulimic, or a junkie. In all honesty though i prefer my woman with a little more meat... in the right places, of course. In even more honestly i'd still totally hit that.




4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I disagree....she needs to be fed...she looks uglier. Eat, eat, Nicole!

Anonymous said...

she looks fuckin horrible

EvilCorporateWhore said...

yeah, i was kinda being sarcastic... definitely too skinny.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know that Gollum even had a sister.

Weird.

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