04 August, 2006

Victoria Beckham can literally Float

By chopping off her hair, Victoria Beckham has finally acheived her ideal weight of 76lbs... hmm, what's that like 5.4 stones for you English fucks?(i'm kidding, i love you). Sources say, when running at the right speed, Victoria can literally hover for 3-4 seconds. It's totally true... she can also jump through keyholes. By the way, who's the bloke she's got her arm wrapped around? David should seriously whoop that punk boy's ass. It doesn't matter who it is... it'd be great publicity.



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

And to think, she used to be my favorite Spice Girl...

Now, she's gotten so skinny I can barely manage to squirt one off.

dgenerate said...

Aparently he's a bigwig at Burberry or so it said in the paper today and they never lie! ;)

Anonymous said...

The guy she is with is Christopher Bailey, designer of Burberrys.
She looks so much better with that hairdo! Unfortunately, the outfit she is wearing is so vulgar that it kind of destroys the classy effect...

EvilCorporateWhore said...

thanks for the info guys... appreciated.

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