12 October, 2006

Jessica Biel can't afford New Clothes

Well, of course that's not true. The great thing about denim is that the more worn it looks - the better it looks. Not many other fabrics can lay claim to that. Even with huge ripped holes, a pair of jeans can look oh so sexy on the right individual... and Jessica certainly qualifies. I'm starting to think i should get a dog - i mean, we already know every celebrity chick and their sister has a goddamn dog, it would probably be a great way to run into one. I heard dog parks were the singles bars of the new millenium... yeah, that's kinda creepy.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Old, worn, comfortable look is ok. Homless can't buy new clothes, not so much.

Anonymous said...

I have bad thoughts about her and those big dogs she likes... bad bad thoughts

Tiffany said...

She could wear a garbag bag for all i care... i LOVE her.

thanks ECW!

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