Maria Sharapova doing a Sports Illustrated photoshoot is perfect because she actually plays a sport... usually they just use generic models that look like they play sports. As i've mentioned before i think calendars are pretty gay - but at least Maria represents some sort of accomplishment. If you want to keep track of the date be a man and carve it into your arm with a rusty switchblade like i do. Actually, a tag team calendar with Sharapova and Kournikova would be sweet as fuck. Pova on Kova!