05 October, 2006

Maria Sharapova - 2007 SI Calendar

Maria Sharapova doing a Sports Illustrated photoshoot is perfect because she actually plays a sport... usually they just use generic models that look like they play sports. As i've mentioned before i think calendars are pretty gay - but at least Maria represents some sort of accomplishment. If you want to keep track of the date be a man and carve it into your arm with a rusty switchblade like i do. Actually, a tag team calendar with Sharapova and Kournikova would be sweet as fuck. Pova on Kova!


Anonymous said...

This chick can hit me with her raquet anytime.

EvilCorporateWhore said...

i hope you're not talking from experience.


icp78910 said...

excellent "blog entry"

Anonymous said...

I wish it was from expierience. She can abuse me anyway her heart desires.