06 October, 2006

Paris Hilton - Professional Partygoer

I finally figured it out. We all know Paris has no apparent talent whatsoever... so i've been racking my brain to help Ms. Hilton find her purpose in life - then it hit me. She's a professional party'er! It's all so clear to me now, i mean, she can rent herself out to local party's and functions and get people to come and watch her act like an idiot... or even more likely, wait till she flashes a tit or her panties(like in the second pic). All the kids will want to have Paris at their parties... we'll make millions!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton - Talentless piece of crap that was born into money. Hopefully she'll have to get a job like the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

jealous much?

Anonymous said...

She already charges for attending a party.

From Huffington post:

Even Paris Hilton was amazed after she collected $200,000 just for showing up at a charity event in Cannes on Saturday. And FoxNews.com's Roger Friedman reports she was paid $1 million for a similar event in Vienna a few weeks ago. What does she have to do for the money? "All I had to do was wave, like this," she said, imitating Queen Elizabeth II's stately palm swivel.

Anonymous said...

so she does have a job then

Anonymous said...

Yeh, she does get paid to go to parties and flash her stuff now and then for the paparazzi so they can help her advertise herself for more parties. The cycle of Paris Hilton.

Anonymous said...

Well then maybe she can get something done with that ass of hers. Doesn't she watch Nip/Tuck?
"tell me, what don't you like about yoursaelf"

EvilCorporateWhore said...

i agree... a little butt-tuck and a brain transplant and Paris will be juuust fine.

Vagina Examiner said...

She should stick to porn that is what she's good at, because she can't act, she can't sing, so why not make a sequel to one night in Paris. I thought that would be her purpose in life. She loves showing us her body at parties. So why not put that body to good use as a Porn Star :p

Anonymous said...

parties not "party's"

Anonymous said...

I can't believe she'll be a billionaire one day when her folks die. Her body may be smoking hot but she's got #$&! for brains.

EvilCorporateWhore said...

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parties not "party's"
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sorry, please tell me where i wrote that i was a professional writer and i'll remove it.

i write this stuff in like 10 seconds and no, i do not spell check. i'm surprised i don't make a ton more errors than i already do... but thanks for your concern. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hmmm three words come to mind, Shallow. Self Obsorbed and Transparent.... Need we say more..

Anonymous said...

No worries ECW, I come here for your fantactic pics, not fer yur gramur an yur spelin.

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