I finally figured it out. We all know Paris has no apparent talent whatsoever... so i've been racking my brain to help Ms. Hilton find her purpose in life - then it hit me. She's a professional party'er! It's all so clear to me now, i mean, she can rent herself out to local party's and functions and get people to come and watch her act like an idiot... or even more likely, wait till she flashes a tit or her panties(like in the second pic). All the kids will want to have Paris at their parties... we'll make millions!