I finally figured it out. We all know Paris has no apparent talent whatsoever... so i've been racking my brain to help Ms. Hilton find her purpose in life - then it hit me. She's a professional party'er! It's all so clear to me now, i mean, she can rent herself out to local party's and functions and get people to come and watch her act like an idiot... or even more likely, wait till she flashes a tit or her panties(like in the second pic). All the kids will want to have Paris at their parties... we'll make millions!
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Paris Hilton - Talentless piece of crap that was born into money. Hopefully she'll have to get a job like the rest of us.
jealous much?
She already charges for attending a party.
From Huffington post:
Even Paris Hilton was amazed after she collected $200,000 just for showing up at a charity event in Cannes on Saturday. And FoxNews.com's Roger Friedman reports she was paid $1 million for a similar event in Vienna a few weeks ago. What does she have to do for the money? "All I had to do was wave, like this," she said, imitating Queen Elizabeth II's stately palm swivel.
so she does have a job then
Yeh, she does get paid to go to parties and flash her stuff now and then for the paparazzi so they can help her advertise herself for more parties. The cycle of Paris Hilton.
Well then maybe she can get something done with that ass of hers. Doesn't she watch Nip/Tuck?
"tell me, what don't you like about yoursaelf"
i agree... a little butt-tuck and a brain transplant and Paris will be juuust fine.
parties not "party's"
I can't believe she'll be a billionaire one day when her folks die. Her body may be smoking hot but she's got #$&! for brains.
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parties not "party's"
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sorry, please tell me where i wrote that i was a professional writer and i'll remove it.
i write this stuff in like 10 seconds and no, i do not spell check. i'm surprised i don't make a ton more errors than i already do... but thanks for your concern. ;)
Hmmm three words come to mind, Shallow. Self Obsorbed and Transparent.... Need we say more..
No worries ECW, I come here for your fantactic pics, not fer yur gramur an yur spelin.
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