So Britney decided to leave her knickers at home when hitting the clubs with new BFF, Paris Ho-Town. It's amazing how fast Paris can turn a trailor trash baby-maker like Britney into a respectable party skank with such ease... two more drinks and we got ourselves another Tara Reid! I can imagine how the conversation went, Britney: "Uhm...(insert gum smacking noises here), Paris... whut colar underware go with this hare tay-Shurt?" Paris:"Underwear??"
***Click here to see Britney's money shot: Britney Spears hates Underwear