27 November, 2006

Paris Hilton grabs some Britney Tittay!

Okay, i promise this will be my last P & B post for a little while... i just thought Paris grabbing a handful of Britney's tits was an interesting sight. Here's my theory, Brit and Paris are so sick of dating complete douchebags that they've decided to just go dyke... and all these drunken night outs together can only lead up to one thing... that's right, a super lesbian sex tape.


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think she was grabbing it, I think she was trying to stuff it back in so she didn't show Paris up.

EvilCorporateWhore said...

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I don't think she was grabbing it, I think she was trying to stuff it back in so she didn't show Paris up.
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buWahAHahAHaah!

man, that actually made me spit up my drink.

Anonymous said...

I'm here all week, don't forget to tip the wait staff!

Anonymous said...

Man, i'd love to grab some of that. I wonder if there are still full of sweet milk!

Anonymous said...

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===Ugh! Disgusting! And she's barefoot! Even more disgusting!
Nothing new. I hate these whores.

icp78910 said...

Man, anonymous is a postwhore.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ, Britney really needs a new publicist. She's gonna crash and burn if she keeps rolling with Paris.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ, Britney really needs a new publicist. She's gonna crash and burn if she keeps rolling with Paris.

Ah, we can only hope...

BillyBob said...

Anyone else see this relationship ending really badly?

Man, it's gonna be great. I can't wait till the shit hits the fan!

Anonymous said...

arent fake boobs not supposed to sag?

EvilCorporateWhore said...

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arent fake boobs not supposed to sag?
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aside from the fact that implanst have to be upgraded every 3-5 years, having a baby(or in this case, two) would cause the tits to sag, whether there are implants or not.

lynn said...

Maybe I just want them to be good people behind fake public images, but to me, these are images of one girlfriend helping another drunk one out. The look on Paris' face is almost maternal in 2 of those shots. She's watching out for Britney. And one of those sets of crotch pics you can clearly see Paris realized Britney was exposing herself and pulled her leg in the car (Britney's uh-oh! expression in that one was priceless). They're young women in the public eye-- Jesus, if I had a camera follow me out with some girlfriends last month on the 'getting over the ex of 4 years celebration' WOW, i would bury myself in the backyard and wait to die. Yea, they know the cameras are there, but that shouldn't stop them from being who they are.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah Paris is banging Brit! Just seducing those big sweet boobs.
Slowly caressing them...
Accidental at first then
Slowly rubbing them while Brit is a little out of it....

...back in a momment.

EvilCorporateWhore said...

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Yea, they know the cameras are there, but that shouldn't stop them from being who they are.
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well, all i know is whenever i'm out with my girlfriends, girl friends, or any girl for that matter they always, and i mean ALWAYS cover their privates when stepping out of a car in a short skirt... whether they are drunk or not.

so tell me, why is it that these famous chicks with hundreds of cameras flashing at them forget that one, they're wearing a short skirt, and two, that they aren't wearing any underwear?

something tells me they know exactly what they're doing.

BJC said...

I'm beginning to think that Brit is just not as experenced with the drug scene as Paris is.Some of the shots that show Brtney's eyes look like she's doing more than drinking but I could be wrong of coarse.Either way I agree with another poster that this can only end bad for Britney and thats a shame.I make as many jokes about this whole thing as the next guy but I really do hope that both Paris and Britney can get thier shit together and maybe avoid a real sad ending...
BJC

Ashley said...

I would love to watch Paris suck on Brits big tits

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