04 December, 2006

Celebrity Inc's 2007 Butter Face-Off!

Clearly there are no two bigger "Butter-Faces" to grace the streets of Hollywood this year... but who will actually take the crown in 2007? Remember, this is who's the Biggest Butter-Face, that means the chick with the ugliest mug/best body, the one where a paper bag would not only be an option, but an absolute necessity!





What are you waiting for, Vote!(voting closed)

Results:
Tori Spelling: 1004 votes
Stacy Ferguson: 1220 votes (winner!)

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what you mean by "biggest" butter-face. Fergie is more popular at the moment, and, in my opinion, much more do-able. As I understand the question, Tori would have to be the biggest butter-face for merely having the horsiest face.

Sarah said...

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Tori would have to be the biggest butter-face for merely having the horsiest face.
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Exactly!

My vote goes for Tori, she's completely horrid.

Anonymous said...

whats a butter face?

EvilCorporateWhore said...

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whats a butter face?
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y'know... "Everything's good, but-her-face."

hence, "Butter-Face."

Neuron said...

My vote's for Tori, too. She doesn't even have nearly as good a body as Fergie. And i don't think Fergie is that ugly.

Zed said...

how the hell can fergie have more votes?!? tori's WAY uglier!

get voting people!!!

Anonymous said...

Count me in for a vote towards Tori. That bitch looks like a tranny, plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

I vote Fergie for the true reason behind Butter Face. She's absolutely smoking, except for her face. There's some other issues with Tori besides just her face...

Anonymous said...

Funny people's tastes, I never understood why people think Fergie has and ugly face, I've always thought she was beautiful. Scarlet Johansen on the other hand...

EvilCorporateWhore said...

I agree, sometimes Fergie's face can look alright... but i bet without any make-up she's scare the skid marks right off your boxers.

now Tori, well she always looks horrid... that's why i think she should win. i really can't believe she's lagging behind in the votes.

Anonymous said...

Fergie most definitely. She looks like that Tealc dude in stargate ;)

Doddadinho said...

Depends how you treat it.

Based on the meaning of butter-face, it would have to be Fergie.

However, if it was called "who's uglier?", every single vote in the universe would surely go to Tori.

I have to vote Tori because I am way too shallow to accept that somebody with Fergie's body can ever lose at anything!

EvilCorporateWhore said...

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Based on the meaning of butter-face, it would have to be Fergie.
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what do you mean? Tori has a really nice body, too. so in actuality, they are very much both butter-faces.

Anonymous said...

Tori's body isn't as great as Fergie's. Her fake breasts and that cavity thing in her chest...yuck

Piggy said...

Whatever man, i'd still nail them both, and hard.

EvilCorporateWhore said...

the poll's now closed, guys. over 2,000 votes, not bad!

unfortunately Fergie won and she's now the official butter-face spokeswoman for 2007! i may hold more polls in the near future as this seemed to be pretty successful.

so watch for them. ;)

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