Being 'barefoot and pregnant' doesn't give any woman the right to wear clothing that looks like it was purchased at a yard sale. Then again, Naomi Watts is a wealthy celebrity and I'm just a second rate blogger - what the hell do i know about fashion? In case you don't know where babies come from, it appears Naomi's significant other, Liev Schreiber, has been busy sticking his penis into her... but hell, who can blame him. Naomi is so sexy she even comes pretty close to pulling off those shorts... pregnant or not, I know I'd like to 'pull them off.' Woah, bad joke.