Amanda Bynes is a Raging Lesbian

Yeah right... in my pathetic dreams all the hot actresses are raging lesbians, that way i know there's nobody else hitting what, odds suggest, i will never get to hit. Shut up... it helps me cope. Amanda is a fairly cute chick but, in my opinion, she needs to drop the cutesy thing and do some more serious roles. Perhaps something that involves a scene in a women's prison... where Bynes, an innocent victim of a corrupt judicial system, must fend off a sexy aggressive gaurd(played by Jessica Beil, of course), but clearly is no match for her raw sexual appetite.

Told you... totally helps.