...and holy shit does she look pretty good when she's walking a dog. You can just tell that Mariah Carey has money. I bet she pays that mean lookin' mexican bastard to scrape up the little bitch's dogshit, too. Look at him, following the dog's every move... just waiting, hoping, that the dog drops a nugget just so he has an excuse to speak to Queen chipmunk face... "Oohh, that was a big one.. huh Miss Carey? That's a good wittle doggy, a goooood wittle doggy!" ...*scrape-scrape* ugh.
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Mariah is coming on Aug.13thhhhhh:D:D
coming where?
the only way i'd go to a Mariah Carey concert is if i had just started dating a supermodel and i wanted her to sleep with me.
$20 says a Mariah concert is like Viagra for the ladies.
She'll be in Toronto. You can still get good tickets.
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