15 September, 2006

Jessica Simpson has Huge Tits

And what a lovely pair of huge tits they are. If you didn't know, there's a war presently on between the Simpson sisters, Ashlee and Jessica. That's right, it's a war of sluttiness... well, actually it's a war to see who can look the best - but slutty is a better word. After Ashless's latest face manipulaiton, she's now surpassing Jessica in the hotness spectrum. Although, i always thought she kicked her ass in the "cutest" area anyway. It's going to be difficult to beat out sister Jessica's body, though. That thing is tight! Let the slut-fest begin!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

They look delicious.

Anonymous said...

Slut fest? Where have you been these last couple of years grandma?
That's how kids dress these days, get over it and stop calling them sluts.

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Anonymous said...

well, I used to like Jessica better.
This whole Ashlee-lite phase though? not attractive :(

EvilCorporateWhore said...

sluts!

Anonymous said...

Jess has AWESOME tits

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