Angelina Jolie completely Naked...

...almost. I suppose it doesn't count if it's not a real person. Although without a detailed inspection you'd never know it wasn't her in this clip from Beowulf. Apart from the fact that Angelina Jolie's body is no where near that nice. I mean, she has a decent body, but it's not perfect. Fix her skinny shapeless arms and give her some hips and an ass and I suppose it's pretty close. So in a way this is actually better than seeing the real Angelina... uh, right?




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Another Angelina 'Jailbait' Jolie Pic-Set!

If you recall my previous Jailbait Jolie photo set(which i know you don't - people never remember anything) then you know that even at the tender age of illegality Angelina Jolie was still smokin' hot. Is it creepy of me to say that illegal Jolie is hotter than present Jolie? I dunno, I guess Angelina has just lost all her uniqueness in my opinion. Or perhaps that sorta stuff just happens when you become so overrated... it can't be helped.

Angelina Jolie - Still a Classic Beauty

I thought i'd post these classy St. John ads because one, i haven't posted Angelina Jolie in a long time, and two, they are great shots. As you may know by now i tend to frown upon posting actual photo shoots unless they hold some special meaning or they're just really nice... i think these fall under the really nice category. Angelina can pretty much do the classic beauty thing effortlessly, so i think it was a brilliant choice on St. John's part to get her to model their apparel. I bet if Ms. Jolie was selling herpes on the corner of the street, there would be a line-up 4 blocks long... people are pretty fucked up that way. Btw, i don't believe St. Johns sells herpes - but you'd probably have to ask them directly.

Angelina Jolie's Large Breastesses

Angelina Jolie was always blessed with a well endowed chest, but ever since she popped out the 'Holy One' they've incresed tenfold... well, almost. By the way, don't bother posting comments on how it's perverted for me to drool over her maternal milk bags, 'cuz for one... you already knew i was a pervert, secondly, tit's are tits. And you just know Brad Pitts all, "Aaaawwwwwyyeeeaaahhh!"

Baby Shiloh - The Chosen One

Everyone mark your calendars, the Chosen One has arrived. And I for one am pretty excited. Now that baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is here we can finally get rid of all that pesky disease and famine everyone's alway whining about... 'cuz, uhh, she's gonna have god-like abilities right? I mean, the way everyone's gossiping and all i figured it was the rebirth of Christ himself. I don't blame Jolie and Pitt, though, it's not like they are responsible for everyone being ultra pathetic. No wonder they're selling the baby for $4 million.

...oh, not the actual baby? My bad.