Showing posts with label Jessica Alba. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Alba. Show all posts

15 September, 2008

Jessica Alba's new Baby Feeders

The great thing about your lady shooting out a kid is that she gets to have the breasts she's(but mostly you) always dreamt of. Unfortunately after the little crap machine is done with them they start to resemble deflated whoopee cushions. But i suppose that doesn't really matter - I'm sure witnessing a human crawling out of another human kinda throws you off from ever wanting to have sex again anyway. Then again, we are talking about Jessica Alba here.

09 January, 2007

Jessica Alba likes Watersports

It's True! Apparently, Jessica Alba also likes to give herself some powerhouse wedgies... and from a spectator's point of view, that's a veeery good thing. Considering we're in the winter months here in Canada, there sure are a lot of beach sets coming out lately - not that i'm complaining. Trust me, f i had the cash i'd be right there alongside Jessica... although i'd be underwater... with a camera.

04 January, 2007

Jessica Alba - Beach Babe

Jessica Alba is one of those ladies you can never get tired of seeing in a bikini... i mean never. These shots aren't the greatest and i know i'm totally slacking on the posts, but i've been really busy this week. So in the meantime, sit back and take in all the glory that it Alba. Btw, is it just my eyes, or is that dude in the chair totally pitching a tent? eewwwww.


17 December, 2006

Jessica Alba is a Tubby Bitch

Los Angeles (eCanadaNow) - Proving once again that Hollywood is concerned about the body image of young women everywhere, one skinny actress wants to be skinnier, at least that is what is being reported. In Touch magazine.

Alba says: “I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.”

The typical image of a hollywood actress has been a topic of debate lately. Actress Kate Winslet has blasted the trend for female stars and models to slim down to a tiny ‘size zero’ as “unbelievably disturbing... What I resent is that there is an image of perfection that is getting thinner and thinner,” the 31-year-old star of ‘Titantic’ says.

Cameron Diaz has become the latest high-profile celebrity to criticise her super-skinny counterparts. The 34-year-old actress told chat show legend Michael Parkinson that she finds the influence of super slim celebs “terrifying”. Speaking to Parky, in comments to be aired on ITV1 this Saturday,

Diaz said: “I think it’s…tragic and sad. It’s a sickness, something that’s going on in someone’s head where their perspective is off... We get ideals from images that we see and there certainly should be more responsibility put on those people who are putting those images out into the world. Let’s be a little bit more responsible to what’s realistic.”

02 September, 2006

Jessica Alba walking the Dog

Normally somebody walking their dog would be a pretty boring, but we're talking about Alba here. The pink tracks really do it for me... it says, "Hey, i'm athletic and super hot... but still love to make sweet love poor, white, Canadian boys." I'm pretty sure in the last picture she stumbled upon some pretty berries or a shiny rock or something.



Ratings