I really have to work on my post titles. Anyway, here's some Paris Hilton pics from the Abbey Food and Bar in Los Angeles on Saturday night. I gotta be honest with you, I'm liking Paris Hilton in skin tight PVC... there's something about shiny, painted on materials that seem to say 'Yes, I will have sex with you.' Then again i don't think Paris would actually say 'No' to too many people.
Paris Hilton is one of those annoying people i've learned to love. No one knows exactly what it is about her, but she does seem to have something that keeps people interested. You either hate her or you love her, but even if you hate her you have to admit you still love looking at her. Seriously though, what the fuck is up with her eye?
Well, it looks like 2007 may be the year of the cleavage.... first Jennifer Aniston shows up at the People's Choice Awards with some monster mammaries, and now Paris Hilton seems to have just realized she's got some boobs - they're tiny, but she's got'em... how did she think she achieved any of her so-called fame? It definitely wasn't her "talent."
For the 3 people in the world who haven't seen Paris Hilton's tits yet... this post is for you. Is there really 3 people that haven't seen her boobies yet? For some reason i highly doubt it. With that said a tit is still a tit, and as a male it is my duty to stare, gawk, and fantasize about boobs at every possible moment. Oh come on, like you didn't already know that... it's in our genes.
Well, i'm sure she just sat in some dirt or what have you... but there's nothing like making up your own stories to degrade someone much richer than you are. Her pants are rather filthy, though, and with as much partying as Paris Hilton does it might actually be more convenient to sleep in a nearby wooded area, or perhaps a back alley of some sort.
Paris Hilton was spotted at Bondi Beach with new sidekick, Kim Kardashian. although the name rings a bell, i have no idea who Kim Kardashian is... nor do i really care. By the way, It sure seems like Paris is rather comfortable showering in front of hundreds of onlookers... too comfortable actually, almost like she's used to it. I guess being in the limelight will do that to a girl.
