Naomi Watts - Preggers in Hideous Shorts

Being 'barefoot and pregnant' doesn't give any woman the right to wear clothing that looks like it was purchased at a yard sale. Then again, Naomi Watts is a wealthy celebrity and I'm just a second rate blogger - what the hell do i know about fashion? In case you don't know where babies come from, it appears Naomi's significant other, Liev Schreiber, has been busy sticking his penis into her... but hell, who can blame him. Naomi is so sexy she even comes pretty close to pulling off those shorts... pregnant or not, I know I'd like to 'pull them off.' Woah, bad joke.

Minnie Driver doing a Whale Impersonation

First let me apologize for posting these, but i couldn't help myself... it's like stopping to watch someone get mugged. If there happen to be any Minnie Driver fans out there let me first say, what the hell is wrong with you people? Let me also point out that i'm not making fun of Minnie because she's carrying what looks like to be about 19 babies, the truth is Minnie has never been attractive. Sorry to break it to you. I mean, she could be the nicest person in the universe but unfortunately this blog isn't dedicated to congeniality.

Britney Spears - Teen Choice Awards

I can't believe Britney was the big secret guest and K-Fag was their closing performance. If that's not enough to tell you that as a society we should all be shot, then you were probably in the front row with the rest of the losers. I don't mean to be harsh, but did Britney even listen to Federhomo's lyrics? He was singing about how rich and famous he is and how he's a superstar... he also forgot to mention that it's Brit's money and he's actually a talentless fuckwad. Having Britney come out with her gigantic overly exposed milk bags and beg everyone to give him a chance is enough to make me puke in my mouth, swallow it, then puke again.

Asia Argento - Pregnant & Proud

If anyone thinks pregnant women posing naked and flaunting their bellies is wrong, gross, or distasteful... go ahead and punch yourself in the throat because i hate you. You're the same people that let your kids play video games or watch telly where people are being ripped apart and beaten to death, but GOD FORBID you see a fuckin' nipple! Anywho... i love living in downtown Toronto because these modern type chicks just looove to show everyone they got knocked up, and i think it's awesome... and i'm not talking in a gross sexual way, it's just feminity in it's purest form.

Britney Spears is Bazaar

She cries and whines about being in the public eye all the time, how the paparazzi won't leave her alone... well, then stop exploiting your pregnancy you dumb whore. Celebrities have to take one with the other... if they really want to put an end to the craziness, they lay low. They don't fabricate rumors, do photoshoots and walk around drunk with a baby dangling from her "free" hand. Meh, at least she looks pretty good here. Might be airbushing, might be that expecting mother "glow," ...Do you care?

Young Angelina - Jailbait Alert

I'm not exactly sure how young Angelina Jolie is in these photos... and honestly, i most likely don't want to know. Theoretically I'm sure I could probably find out pretty easily, but hey, why rock the craddle... er, I mean boat. Christ, did Angelina ever have an awkward stage? Maybe she's one of those people that are gonna age really badly, but I highly doubt it. Anyway, enjoy... and please, don't spank your monkey to these. Here's the link to the other Jalibait Jolie set. w00ot.





Now she's a fat, ugly, skank... woah relax man, I'm kidding.