Victoria Silvstedt flashes her Knickers

Victoria Silvstedt ain't much to look at, face wise, but she's got a slammin' body. Back in her day she was drop dead gorgeous - but the years(and plastic surgery i'm assuming) have not been exactly kind. I'm not even sure what Victoria is up to lately, but she's sure been getting a lot of paparazzi exposure... maybe it because of the slutty clothes she wears. At any rate, i never tell you guys where the pics are taken - so maybe i should... these were taken as Victoria and friend were leaving the Capriani Restaurant in London. Happy?

Victoria Silvstedt - Black on Black

As a pervert i have a really keen eye for things like undergarments. And the first thing i noticed about Victoria as she left the Mayfair hotel in London was her apparent black thong(most noticable in the second last pic). What's sexy about that is the sheer sublteness of it(pun intended). Remeber when girls used to wear their thongs sticking 4 inches above their waist line a couple years ago? Yeah... that was not subtle, and that was certainly not sexy. If you happen to catch a glimpse of a thong by chance - now that's sexiness. Class dismissed.

Victoria Silvstedt - Italian GQ

Wow, it's really amazing what a little airbrushing can do. Victoria isn't a terrible looking woman by any means... but she don't look like that! It is a nice reminder of why we fell in love with her in the first place, though(of course by "fell in love" i meant jerked off into a wad of tissue). We're even lucky enough to get a nipple shot in the last 2 pics! Afterall, it's an Italian publication... only in the States, and possibly Canada, would it have been removed. Not like we haven't seen her tits thousands of times already.

Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini... Again

When is Victoria Silvstedt not in a bikini? Actually i shouldn't make a fuss because everytime i see her in one she looks a little bit better. She looks a thousand times better with that little Italian(or whatever) creep that was munching on her love taco in the previous set of pics... who was that freak? Dude was like 4'6". Anyway... Victoria does so much PDA(public displays of affection) that i'm almost positive they'll be a sex tape before the end of the year. Either that or they'll give her her own reality show... they give those to anyone.

Victoria Silvstedt has no Shame

And apparently no taste whatsoever, i mean, eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Who is that little creep? It looks like he bought her for the day... ogling her overused body and repeatedly trying to jab his little round skull between her overused thighs. Victoria Silvstedt has been washed up for some time now, she clearly has fake tits, a fake face, and god knows what else. I figured even she could land a better man that this dude... didn't he play Wicket in the Ewoks?