Kellie Pickler - American Idiot

These days it seems you can't really have one without the other, just look at their ruler... er... President, and they voted for that guy - twice. Hmm, it seems the furthur south one goes, the dumber they get. Nonetheless, Pickler's naive "innocence" seems to only up her cuteness factor. For instance, watching her reaction to seafood(sorry Kellie, it's not pronounced escargoatee), one can't help wanting to jack-hammer fuck the stupid out of her.