Showing posts with label Nicole Richie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nicole Richie. Show all posts

11 January, 2007

Nicole Richie is tissue thin... but Cute!

It's really too bad Nicole Richie is so thin, she's actually a pretty hot chick. There's just something about grabbing skin and bone that turns me right off. I guess i can't say the same for the dude in the pics... isn't that the guy from that really shitty band who was dating Hilary Duff? There's another girl that has to ground herself in a mild breeze. Such a shame.


12 December, 2006

Nicole Richie - Dumb, Uncontrollable Idiot.

I think Dumb Uncontrollable Idiocy is contagious... and it's spreading fast! Not to sound too morbid, but i'm just waiting for one of these drunkin' fools to kill somebody one of these days, not that i would ever want such a thing to happen.

Dec. 11, 2006 — Nicole Richie has been arrested under the suspicion of driving under the influence in Burbank, Calif.

The California Highway Patrol confirmed to ABCNEWS.com that the 25-year-old "Simple Life" star was stopped by officers while driving the wrong way on State Highway 134 shortly before 5 a.m. PT and was booked at 7:15 this morning. Read the full story...


No! Nicole!... don't get into the car you drunken fooool!

17 November, 2006

Nicole Richie crashes Victoria's Secret

Anyone else get the feeling that Nicole Richie is desperately trying to look like Paris Hilton? If you ask me, Nicole Richie was much more attractive than Paris before all this anorexia shite started. And, if Nicole gains a bit more weight, she will definitely be hotter than Paris, especially with that black hair.



Nicole Richie stole someone's Cleavage

Wow, Nicole must be actually eating for a change, she appears to be gaining some of the weight back, and luckily, a lot of it seems to be heading towards her tittays! Although, with the winter months on the way, perhaps she's just stocking up for hibernation. Whatever the case is tittays are better than no tittays. Tittays!


14 October, 2006

Nicole Richie's child-size Thong

My money says that's not a thong at all... it's probably the material she uses to hold her bones together. When you get to a certain stage in anorexia - your tendons are too weak to sustain themselves, so sometimes a little help is needed. or perhaps it's a type of trendy adult diaper. There's a good chance Nicole has lost all control of her deteriorating bowels. Maybe i shouldn't be too hard on Nicole for being skinny, i guess it's better than being a monster... i just think girls should take care of themselves without eith being one extreme or the other.

17 August, 2006

Nicole Richie needs a new Bikini

I don't know what all the fuss is about, i think Nicole Richie looks fine... she's not too skinny at all she just needs a smaller bikini, it's too fucking baggy. Instead of size -6, she needed -34. Theres gotta be a lot of pressure on celebrities... if they get too fat they're pigs, no one will hire them, and they have to join Jenny Craig and do stupid commercials... If you're too skinny then you're either bulimic, or a junkie. In all honesty though i prefer my woman with a little more meat... in the right places, of course. In even more honestly i'd still totally hit that.




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