Eva Longoria dresses for Comfort

This isn't the first set of pics i've posted of Eva in a comfy track suit, and honestly, with a body like hers it doesn't really matter what she wears... But, there's no way in hell Maxim should have voted Eva #1 in their top 100 hottest babes(or whatever the hell it's called) i mean, aside from the obvious gayness with all these "Hottest, Sexiest, Most Beautiful, etc, etc..." lists that magazines put out, face-wise, Eva just isn't that hot. If you want a really hot Spanish/Puerto Rican babe? ...then Roselyn Sanchez is your woman.

Eva Longoria - Chillin' in a White Bikini

There are so many freakin' bikini pics of celebrities you really start to lose track. It's not like seeing Eva in a bikini is ever something i'd get tired of, unlike that freak Lohan, Eva has a solid body, albeit, her face isn't anything to write home to mom about but she definitely has her moments. Of course, then there's her absolute best asset of all... her superb well-oiled booty!

Eva Longoria - Back in Texas

$20 says Eva isn't even talking to anyone on her cell phone... i bet there's a barrage of annoying fans and/or paparazzi and she's desperately trying to avoid them. I can't really blame her, after a while i guess it would get a little annoying. Plus, she's back home in Texas and don't they hand out guns like flyers there?... you never know when a wacko is gonna pop one in your ass. Speaking of ass, you think in those tight jeans she could have at least turned around once... but noooo.

Eva Longoria knows something we Don't

I couldn't really care less that Eva Longoria is suspiciously stocking up on tons of liquids... the most important thing here is how her ass looks in those pants. I'm sure glad there was no strapping young lad to assist her with such a heavy load, we would have missed this golden opportunity. Personally, i don't think Eva should really be upset that some perverted paparazzi is snapping photo's of her booty, i mean, she works so hard to maintain it's glorious shape... why not show it off? When you're a perv... you can find excuses for everything.

Eva Longoria does Maxim

So Eva will be flaunting the goods in the September issue of MAXIM, and of course that's a good thing. Not really much new here, though, Eva's still a sexy bitch and Maxim still airbrushes their photo's too much... at least not as much as Playboy. This is why i prefer candids over touched up photoshoots... all the crap they cover, fix, hide and manipulate leaves you with a unrealistic, or ideal image of the true subject. Then again... she's still half naked, so there's that.


I've obtained some HQ's... but not them all.