Kinda sorta... hey, half a nipple is still nipple goddammit. I take what i can get. Besides, I'd rather see Mischa Barton's nipple than her ass. I don't normally don't like to be mean(what?), but her ass has more dents than an '81 Honda. I dunno, I think I'm still pissed off for her making that lesbian movie when she was 15 and not being in any actual lesbian scenes... I mean, what's the point?
Just when you think you've seen the last of the "celebrity babes on the beach with their dogs" ...Mischa Barton provides us with a fresh batch. And that's fine with me, in fact, when you cover up Mischa's cottage cheese ass with a pair of tiny shorts she actually doesn't look half bad. Christ, what would these ladies do without their dogs and their cellphones?
She must have either literally walked over the paparazzi, or the photographer was just really perverted and held the camera under Mischa's skirt. I have to applaud that sort of pervertedness, if you will... although, if some dude put his camera up my girlfriends skirt i'd probably grab it and ram it up his ass. Fortunately i'm not dating Mischa Barton so it's all good!
Oh look, it's another celebrity chick and her fucking goddamn dog. Come to think of it... i guess it's better that all these rich dames are buying up the dogs - i can't tell you how many times i'm walking downtown Toronto and see all these homeless kids with dogs. What the hell's up with that anyway? They can't afford to feed or take care of themselves(or they're just too lazy to), so they get a dog? Well, i guess if they were smart they probably wouldn't be homeless in the first place.
It's true Mischa is a beautiful women, but i just can't get past this no-ass issue. The whole wife beater/no bra thing sure helps with the distraction, though. For a tall, skinny chick Mischa sure does have a nice pair of boobs and for a lot of guys, that could go a long way - but i'm an ass man... so i'm torn. If a girl has a saggy dimply ass at age 20... what the hell is it going to look like at age 40? Guys, you have to think about these kind've things before you settle down with the right girl. Unless you're still doing the one-night stands... then after 12 beer, who gives a shit.
