Lucy Clarkson was spotted at the beach rubbing mud all over her bodaciously beautiful body - God, i really hope that's mud. Actually, she probably had one of them fancy mud baths that really don't do anything for your skin, pore-wise, but stupid people will charge you $300 for it, so even more stupid people will pay for it. Actually, i guess the people charging would be the smart ones. Goddamn, she has a great body.
...and i doubt anyone missed it. Before you bitch - these pics are from back in 2003, but i thought they were funny so here are some nice HQ's. Now i'm not exactly sure what went on here, i prefer not to get caught up in celebrity gossip(gossip and gossip blogs in general are the gayest things on earth - more about that later) but i believe Lucy's message may be referring to the bickerings of Jodie Marsh and Jordan(Katie Price) a couple years ago. Whether she's telling them to grow up or she just wants in on the bickering is unknown to me... nor do i care. As long as Lucy keeps showing the goods.
