Showing posts with label Kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kids. Show all posts

08 December, 2006

Elizabeth Hurley for Harrod's Beachwear

Being a spokesperson for swim wear when you're in your 40's is a pretty impressive achievement... even for someone who was already as drop dead gorgeous as Elizabeth Hurley. By the way, if you hadn't noticed there's a small child in these pics... i know, but give it time... you'll see her eventually. So try not to flog your dolphin to any of the last three pics. Perverts.


18 August, 2006

Denise Richards - Momma Mia

It's weird seeing a girl that used to(still does?) give you major wood lugging around a couple screaming kids on each hip... it kinda ruins the mood. I can't tell you why Denise Richards is throwing her kid up in the air whilst laughing in it's face... the poor bastard doesn't seem to really be enjoying it, at all. Maybe she's too shallow to even notice it's crying at the top of his lungs. By the way, are these Charlie Sheens kids? Poor Charlie... i heard Denise really ran him through the gutter during the divorce. I'm telling you right now, never get married... once yo give them a ring they turn into bitches and stop having sex with you. You're OWNED, muthafucka.

Check out Denise Richards in PLAYBOY



04 August, 2006

Brooke Shields is Cool?

I don't know what to think about Brooke, she's kind've a pioneer, yet at the same time she's still Brooke Shields. She did more nudity before she was fifteen than most actresses do in their entire careers. Hey, i'm not saying that was a good thing, but for most, it would have been a total career buster. Yet, Brooke has managed to stay afloat all these years without being overtly annoying. Plus, she thinks Tom Cruise and his fucked up scientological(that a word?) ways are straight up wack! ...and that's cool in my books.

29 July, 2006

Anna Kournikova - Cast no Shadow

I just don't understand celebrities and their weight fluctuations anymore. You'd think cuz Anna doesn't really play Tennis anymore(does she?) that she'd be packing on the pounds, she barely even has an ass. Maybe Enrique is starving her... it's plausable, i mean he likes anorexic chicks. Remember when he molested an underage Mischa Barton in his video? Speaking of kids... who's that little troll with her?

30 June, 2006

Courtney Cox's daughter is Precious

A precious, precious, little pervert... and God love her for it. While playing on the beach, Courteney's daughter, CoCo(i think that's her name), got a little fresh. She turned to the paparazzi, flashed a devilish smile, and pulled mommy's bikini top off. This is way better than my plan, which involved training illegally imported monkeys from South America... i just have to adopt a bunch of rambunctious kids! They can get away with pretty much anything.

07 June, 2006

Baby Shiloh - The Chosen One

Everyone mark your calendars, the Chosen One has arrived. And I for one am pretty excited. Now that baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is here we can finally get rid of all that pesky disease and famine everyone's alway whining about... 'cuz, uhh, she's gonna have god-like abilities right? I mean, the way everyone's gossiping and all i figured it was the rebirth of Christ himself. I don't blame Jolie and Pitt, though, it's not like they are responsible for everyone being ultra pathetic. No wonder they're selling the baby for $4 million.

...oh, not the actual baby? My bad.

Ratings