Britney got the message about wearing underwear... but she figured if she was going to be forced to wear panties, then she'll just make sure her clothing is completely transparent. I'm not even sure Paris has thought of this one. That isn't to say sheer clothing is a bad thing, but ugly sheer clothing certainly is. I don't care how much Brit makes, nothing can get that level of white trash out.
And why not? There's really not much further Paris can really go after the sex videos, the nipple slips and the flashing of her privates for all these years... so Paris figures why not skank it up with sister, Nicky! Actually, a Paris/Nicky sex video would probably be the only thing that could make people interested in her again... or in my case, interested in her for the first time.
For those of you that aren't familiar with Sarah Harding, she was one of the chicks from Girls Aloud. Although i'm not sure exactly what she's doing these days (that band still together?), it's sure nice to see her spicing up the holidays as the new model for Ultimo lingerie. Word has it she was chosen to model the underwear range after she was seen wearing a bikini on holiday.
On tonight's episode of Ugly Betty, Salma Hayek made an appearance in front of the camera and bared her beautiful, bountiful, buxom boobies (she's usually behind the scenes, isn't she?). And the best part of it all was that it was in the first minute or so of the show so you weren't forced to watch the rest! In fact, the only thing that would get me to start watching would be a lil' girl on girl action with Salma & Vanessa... well, one can dream.
You can't really get much more creative than a porn star dressing up as a porn star for Halloween... yet i doubt anyone at Tao nightclub was complaining. Did you know that Tera Patrick, a.k.a. Brooke Thomas, Sadie Jordan, Tera Hopkins, and Tara Patrick, has a degree in business, or that Carmen Electra was actually born Tara Patrick? Alright, i'm sure that's enough useless information for you.
