Kinda sorta... hey, half a nipple is still nipple goddammit. I take what i can get. Besides, I'd rather see Mischa Barton's nipple than her ass. I don't normally don't like to be mean(what?), but her ass has more dents than an '81 Honda. I dunno, I think I'm still pissed off for her making that lesbian movie when she was 15 and not being in any actual lesbian scenes... I mean, what's the point?
Apparently Lily Allen just can't keep her chest to herself. Not that anyone is really complaining... at least not that i know of. Maybe it has something to do with the fact she picks fights with random people on the street. You start flailing your arms about in the air like that something's bound to pop out eventually. Does this woman even sing anymore?
Let's face it, everyone hates a hippie. The only decent thing about the hippie generation was the ultra casual loose fitting clothing hot hippie chicks used to wear. I'm not sure if it was a sex thing or a comfort thing but add in a little British lush who apparently dislikes the constrictive under wiring of Victoria's Secret and you've got yourself a show.
For the 3 people in the world who haven't seen Paris Hilton's tits yet... this post is for you. Is there really 3 people that haven't seen her boobies yet? For some reason i highly doubt it. With that said a tit is still a tit, and as a male it is my duty to stare, gawk, and fantasize about boobs at every possible moment. Oh come on, like you didn't already know that... it's in our genes.
The best thing about the beach, from a perverts point of view, is that eventually some chick's boob is gonna pop out. It's pretty much inevitable. It's even better when it's a celebrity babe like Ashlee Simpson. Although i must admit, she's not looking her best in some of these shots, but then again, Jessica was always the one with the body.
