Elizabeth Hurley - Sorry, your eyes are Where?

I apologize for not updating in so long, it's not that i have a life, I'm just ridiculously lazy. Plus, I've been a bit preoccupied. Anyway, here are some tits, I mean, some Elizabeth Hurley pics from some Tower of London event... do you really care which one? Yeah, I didn't think so. I have to admit, if a woman keeps herself looking as good as Elizabeth does, it doesn't matter how old they get, they still look sexy as hell. And Kudos for her not taking the ol' plastic surgery route(at least i think).

Elizabeth Hurley for Harrod's Beachwear

Being a spokesperson for swim wear when you're in your 40's is a pretty impressive achievement... even for someone who was already as drop dead gorgeous as Elizabeth Hurley. By the way, if you hadn't noticed there's a small child in these pics... i know, but give it time... you'll see her eventually. So try not to flog your dolphin to any of the last three pics. Perverts.

Elizabeth Hurley and her perfect Cleavage

Elizabeth's chest is so freakin' nice, they really oughtta make a rubber mold out of them and sell it. You think i'm kidding but when the millions start rolling in who will be the one laughing? Anyway, as i've said a zillion times before women like Hurley should be praised as she is assisting in making 40 the new 20. Also, it gives us guys hope that as we get older our girlfriends won't sag and wither away.

Elizabeth Hurley Flaunts a Leg

I really like these pics because if you've ever seen these red carpet events you know that the paparazzi are like desperate, starving vultures. They'll scream at the celebrities to smile, pout, flip their hair, turn around, bend over... all kinds of shit. So, when we see Hurley here part her dress and whip out one of her sexy stems one has to wonder if they asked her to, or if she's just teasing them. Either way it's pretty goddamn sexy... not like it's hard for Elizabeth Hurley to be sexy.

Elizabeth Hurley is not Ugly

Elizabeth is the kind of chick that doesn't need the lights, make-up, and airbrushing of a photoshoot to look ultra hot, she just is ultra hot. I find the older she gets the more appealing she becomes, kinda like when you go to a friends house and discover that his mom is a total babe. At 41 years young, she's definitely one of the hottest mom's in Hollywood... and what's a thousand times cooler than that? She is Liam Gallagher's son's Godmother! Which basically classifies her as Royalty... well, in my books.

Elizabeth Hurley's Slip of the Nip

Is she still acting or what? I haven't seen her in anything in some time now... and that's just a waste. It's kinda like she's been replaced by Kate Beckenisale, who is also retardingly hot, btw. These pics were taken very recently, and as you can plainly see, Hurley hasn't lost a gram of sex appeal... she even flashes a little nipple to remind us why we wanted to nail her so bad in the first place.