Victoria Beckham could put an Eye Out!

If Poshy ain't careful she could really do some damage with those things. Say, if you get a breast enlargement, will they give you gigantic marble nipples too? Victoria's a pretty hot woman and all, but skinny-ass chicks getting big fake boobs is just wrong. If you're going to get implants, and you weigh less than a kite, at least get little ones. I bet it's like touching an over sized Barbie Doll.

Victoria Beckham is about to Crack

Is there anything real on Victoria Beckham anymore? She looks like a goddamn cartoon, or an adroid, or that creepy asian chick from the Grudge. Who wants to bet that in 15 years Victoria exchanges her make-up trunk for tub of crazy glue... it'll be the only shit that can keep her together. Her tit's look so hard they could mash potatoes. What's the most disturbing about all this is that even though she looks like a Japanese Anime character, i'd still nail the English out of her. What's up with that?

Victoria Beckham can literally Float

By chopping off her hair, Victoria Beckham has finally acheived her ideal weight of 76lbs... hmm, what's that like 5.4 stones for you English fucks?(i'm kidding, i love you). Sources say, when running at the right speed, Victoria can literally hover for 3-4 seconds. It's totally true... she can also jump through keyholes. By the way, who's the bloke she's got her arm wrapped around? David should seriously whoop that punk boy's ass. It doesn't matter who it is... it'd be great publicity.

Victoria Beckham & Cheryl Tweedy @ World Cup

I wasn't going to post these, but since the UK is my second highest audience, i figured what the fuck. I think it's great Victoria and Cheryl are hanging out, i mean afterall, they were both in shitty, corporate-made, pop bands that nobody likes anymore. Beckham still is, in my opinion, the luckiest bastart on Earth. He's a great lookin' guy and he's got Posh Spice and Cheryl Tweedy cheering him on at a game he get's paid a butt-load of many to play... AND, he got the winning goal i might add. Man, what a prick.

Victoria Beckham is very Rich

Thanks to teaming up with footballer husband David Beckham, a move which launched them to the UK's most well known celebrity couple, and the richest. They are like royalty there... gods even. My ex lives in the UK so she told me all about it, yes, she was obsessed with them too.

The only thing i'm really obsessed with myself is Victoria's booty, i mean just look at it, it's such a tiny little thing... and probably oh, so tight. Ah well, one can dream.

Victoria Beckham is the Hottest Spice Girl

That's not really arguable... although, i thought Scary spice was pretty sexy with her great tittays. It appears Victoria was jealous, 'cuz she went and bought herself some hard plastic inserts. I guess i don't really care because i'll never get to touch them either way, but i've dated a girl with implants, and although they look sweet; they feel pretty gross. The Spice Girls... Girl Power!... ha, what a fuckin' joke.



Anyone else noticing an odd nipple displacement?