If you like pasty, somewhat shapely legs than Lindsay Lohan is the girl for you. Okay, maybe they're not hat bad but they're definitely not that great... but if you're a leg lover, or a Lindsay lover, than these are right up your alley. Then again, if you're a Lindsay Lohan lover then you got bigger problems than admiring pasty legs. You're on a whole other level or problems.
Being 'barefoot and pregnant' doesn't give any woman the right to wear clothing that looks like it was purchased at a yard sale. Then again, Naomi Watts is a wealthy celebrity and I'm just a second rate blogger - what the hell do i know about fashion? In case you don't know where babies come from, it appears Naomi's significant other, Liev Schreiber, has been busy sticking his penis into her... but hell, who can blame him. Naomi is so sexy she even comes pretty close to pulling off those shorts... pregnant or not, I know I'd like to 'pull them off.' Woah, bad joke.
Okay, I have to say that Leighton Meester is doing a really good job at convincing me that I'm missing something by not watching Gossip Girl. Leighton was caught by the razzi on the set wearing what appears to be denim shorts from Baby Gap. Now, if you saw my previous(and first) post about Leighton - located HERE - then you'll remember that it was impossible to know what a posterior goldmine she was hiding. I wonder what other surprises she's got in those shorts. (i have no idea what that means)
Well, kinda. I think to be legitimately classified as actual Daisy Dukes there has to be some sort of cheekage poking out, unfortunately we aren't that lucky. But that's alright because Hayden Panettiere is cute enough without any of that. And by the way, if you're still suffering from Hayden withdrawals, I think Heroes is due to come back soon. So, until then you'll have to make due with some almost daisy duke photos.
It's really unfortunate that all these tall, skinny women end up having asses that resemble deflated whoopie cushions. They should follow the transsexuals lead and get ass implants. Then again Gisele Bündchen here probably weighs about 6 pounds so a voluptuous booty might look a bit peculiar. Nevertheless i stand by my devotion to skinny chicks. I'm tellin' ya, the curvy ones always get fat in the end.
