What the hell is Lindsay Lohan thinking? I could drive down to the ol' homeless shelter pick up a stick throw it into the crowd and hit a person more attractive that this uhm... girl? I have no qualms about lesbianism, in fact I endorse the hell out of it, but at least pick someone hot. Especially when you're famous and rich. I guess i'll just do what i'm sure Lindsay's mother is doing, lay down in the fetal position and repeat to myself that it's 'Just a phase.'
If you like pasty, somewhat shapely legs than Lindsay Lohan is the girl for you. Okay, maybe they're not hat bad but they're definitely not that great... but if you're a leg lover, or a Lindsay lover, than these are right up your alley. Then again, if you're a Lindsay Lohan lover then you got bigger problems than admiring pasty legs. You're on a whole other level or problems.
While visiting the MTV Video Music Awards Lindsay Lohan, to my surprise, looked quite sexy. I still don't think she's all that attractive, but it's good to know that she still cleans up well. After all, I'm the one that has to keep posting her here, it'd be a shame if all he pics I posted were of her passed out in some alley with her panties around her ankles. Okay, maybe it's not that extreme but you get my point.
You'd think from all the posts of Lindsay Lohan that I've done over the years i'd be sick of her chest by now. I can proudly say that no, no i am not. Actually, i think her chest is the only reason anyone is still talking about her... i mean c'mon, we all know Lindsay won't be making any acceptance speeches to the Academy anytime soon. Mmm, side boobage.
I have officially made up my mind that Lindsay Lohan's only consistent redeeming qualities are her breasts. There was a period where i thought Lindsay was back on track, but that proved to be only temporary... i can't tolerate such a wide spectrum of attractiveness. One month she looks decent, the other she looks like an old French whore.
