Giselle Bündchen - Great Legs... No Ass

It's really unfortunate that all these tall, skinny women end up having asses that resemble deflated whoopie cushions. They should follow the transsexuals lead and get ass implants. Then again Gisele Bündchen here probably weighs about 6 pounds so a voluptuous booty might look a bit peculiar. Nevertheless i stand by my devotion to skinny chicks. I'm tellin' ya, the curvy ones always get fat in the end.

Anyone get the feeling that Gisele is displeased with all the paparazzi attention? No... just me?

Gisele Bundchen hits the Beach

Somebody could probably start a blog, or webpage, dedicated solely to Celebrity Women and their Dogs, you could even narrow it down to Celebrity Women and their Dogs on the Beach... and you'd still have enough photo sets to last a lifetime. Not that i'm complaining, i never get tired of seeing women like Giselle running about on the beach in skimpy attire... who would?

Gisele Bundchen on the Pink Carpet

Pardon my ignorance, but i'm not sure who the blonde rubbing her boobs against Gisele is... although i'm sure i'd know the name. I guess i don't really follow the modeling scene as much as i should... but hey, it's still two hot girls rubbing their boobs together - and that's what is really important here. Wow, that carpet is really pink.

Gisele Bündchen - Lubing up her Mouth

That was a pretty distasteful title, but i had a reeeaaally long weekend and i'm tired as shit. These photo's are pretty boring, but it's Gisele, so you can't really go wrong. No matter what this chick does she makes it look pretty sexy. Of course, it would be a lot better if she wasn't wearing that damn restricting robe... because you just know models only wear robes for one reason, especially backstage at a Victoria Secret show... they're covering up something people really, really want to see. Something which usually only consists of about 1/2 once of clothing.

Gisele Bündchen - Bikini in Malibu

Holy Shiiiiiiiit! Gisele has one tight lil' body. It would be completely easy for me to just drool over her in this entire entry, instead i'll go another way and make one small criticism. Personally I think Gisele could use some more hips. Attractive women aren't just attractive because they're skinny, it's because they're skinny and have curves. Gisele definitely has some curves, she just needs bigger hips. But who give's a crap... she's a goddess.