Keeley Hazell does FHM

So once again Keeley will be dumping out the moneymakers in the November issue of FHM magazine... and that's great, because men never - i repeat never get tired of looking at tits. If your husband or boyfriend tell you different they're lying through their teeth... and their penis'. I told you before that i'm an assman, but that doesn't mean i don't like a nice set of tittays... of course i do, don't be ridiculous. Breasts are pretty much the epitome of woman - they're soft, curvy, in your face, and men will do anything to get their hands on them. I just don't think it's necessary that they be gigantic. Keeley's are pretty much perfect - they aren't abnormaly large, but they're big enough to make your friends hate your guts.

Brooke Hogan does FHM

20 years ago when i was a kid watching Hulk Hogan pound the crap outta Roddy Piper, i never would have guess i'd be posting his totally bangable daughter on an internet blog... hell, the concept of the internet alone would have caused my brain to implode. Anyway, here we are... an interesting fact about this issue was that FHM pushed their alcohol ads to the next issue because Brooke, being their cover girl, isn't even old enough to drink. Another one of the State's crazy laws... you can suck dick on camera when you're 18, but you can't have a beer till you're 21.